Never Argue With A Woman

[jinnia]

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "duh -- isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think.

[tim5ny]

None of my women are old enough to read yet!

[jinnia]

tim5ny .. consider yourself lucky!! (smile)

[big_emma]

Why do women have foreheads?
So men have a place to kiss them after they suck their dicks.

[big_emma]

Did you hear about the guy who bought his wife a new coat and a dildo?
He figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

[big_emma]

Why do women have arms?
Because it would take too long to lick the kitchen clean.

[big_emma]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You told her twice already.

[big_emma]

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

[big_emma]

Why do women have yeast infections?
So they can understand what it is like to live with an irritating cunt.