wallys wedding night

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WALLY'S WEDDING NIGHT

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they
spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and ther! e is Wa lly, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They
unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally
kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it, Wally is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more 'action'. And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally
gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly
impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have
been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'

The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.