31 Things Not to Do at a casino

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31 Things Not to Do

1. Never wink at the dealer especially if he's the same sex.

2. Don't bring your silver dollar yo-yo near the slot machines.

3. Don't drink and gamble at the same time. Put the drink down first.

4. Know when it's time to go home - when you've won too much.

5. Don't call for a ball measurement after losing a roulette spin.

6. Don't stack your slots coin tubs on top of the machine just to show off.

7. Don't flip chips capriciously onto the poker table from 5 feet away and say "let it ride."

8. Don't try to psyche out the blackjack dealer by staring at him for 5 minutes.

9. Don't stand up and cheer on your horse at the Sega horse racing game.

10. Don't ask if they oil the blue dog at the Sega horse racing game.

11. Don't chew big ice cubes at the craps table.

12. Don't ask the croupier if you can use your lucky dice.

13. Don't ask the Roulette guy if the French wheel was imported.

14. Don't ask the guy next to you if he can break a five.

15. Don't ask security where the pinball machines are.

16. Don't ask the cashier for change for the condom machine.

17. Don't say Episcopalian when the cashier asks you which denomination you prefer.

18. Don't put your dinner plate on the roulette table.

19. Don't pull out your Hoyle's rule book when the BJ dealer says you can't split an 8th time.

20. Don't tip the security guard.

21. Don't ask the dealer about the odds on strip poker.

22. Don't pretend you're an IRS agent and talk into your cell phone.

23. Don't bother counting cards with your fingers.

24. When the dealer decides to stand, don't say "I'm callin' ya' yella' mister."

25. Don't ask the BJ dealer if he knows any good card tricks.

26. Don't stuff your pockets with big magnets and then play roulette.

27. Don't use a Jamaican accent while playing Caribbean poker.

28. Don't complain to the pitboss about the dealer's poker face.

29. Don't ask where the play for fun games are.

30. Don't butt into a private multiplayer poker tournament game saying "mind if I join in."

31. If you lose at Blackjack, don't say to the dealer, "okay, okay, double or nothing."

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