sex with a texas cowboy

[lauriejim]

Sex With A Cowboy


Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State ;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"
"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked,
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

[BingoT]

Most guys love CowGirls
They know how to ride the big horse.

[happygobrokey]

i don't get it, is the item a tobacco tin, a yo-yo, some weird cowboy wallet? we don't have cowboys up here

[lauriejim]

Originally Posted by happygobrokey

i don't get it, is the item a tobacco tin, a yo-yo, some weird cowboy wallet? we don't have cowboys up here

tobacco tin, happy

[happygobrokey]

figured as much. thanks for that

[DakWinner]

HGB - Come On, some of the best cowboys in the world come from Canada. How about the Calagary Stampade?

[happygobrokey]

the prairies is like a far-off land to me. in retrospect, i oughtter said "where i live".

[satchmo]

This story would explain why cowboys are big assholes :-)

(Sorry couldn't resist this)
(Ill go stand in the corner now)


Satchmo the man the myth the woring class hero...

[DakWinner]

Some can be, the real working ones usually are not. Please, no Brokeback jokes. BTW, who herds sheep? In Montana, the love story would have been between a sheep and the ....heeheee!

[jinnia]

Originally Posted by lauriejim

Sex With A Cowboy


Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker),
confided to her co-workers she had three goals
for her trip to the Lone Star State ;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"
"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked,
"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Good one lauriejim, and oh, what a nice view