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Old 28th September 2007, 04:23 PM
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Smile Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.'
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Old 29th September 2007, 03:32 AM
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I loved it. And can be translated in Neapolitano with same success.....lol
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Old 29th September 2007, 03:59 AM
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still laughing over this one tom...laurie
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Old 29th September 2007, 04:25 AM
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I've heard it before but it deserved a thanks anyway!
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Old 29th September 2007, 06:01 AM
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Well, duh! Hope not much sleeping goes on.....

Oh ya, funny joke too
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