What did the Cow ask the girl?

[BingoT]

What did the Cow ask the girl?

Got Milk

[happygobrokey]

well done tom. i'm surprised this hasn't yet been reported and deleted. good on ya, though, for escaping the mods with your vulgar images of racks and artificial phalluses. i'll give it to you to post for me anytime i want to publish anything risque here. my hat's off to you. that is all.

[BingoT]

Happy this one's not that bad I think

[happygobrokey]

it might be worse to some. in fact any jokes about "milk" wrt tits is ill-formed, because breasts don't always lactate. but you're in the biz, so i don't need to explain physiology. someone said about my posts that someone here might have faced cancer or had their breast(s) removed or is simply envious that they will never have such an ample amount of cleavage as in the picture. to which i respond that the "got milk" jokes could indeed be quite offensive to those who are infertile and will never have milk in their boobs. and in terms of the believability, those knockers you've posted here are unrealistic and objectify large boobs even more. i'm cool with it, but be conscious of those to whom the stereotypes of gigantic knockers filled with milk might grievously offend.

[BingoT]

Jokes
Enter at your own risk. May contain adult language like •••• and ••••!
Well I won't do it again.
And I don't want to see baby pics because my wife and I lost afew.
No sick baby pics because this is what I do for a living taking care of them.
Where do we draw the line?
I say if you don't want to see nasty things why are you looking in here in the first place.

This is only my 6 cents and the 4 cents left can go to someone that needs them.

[lauriejim]

i thought it was funny and i wasnt offended. i just wanna know if they are real? ....laurie

[happygobrokey]

so in order to safely post pics of chicks with huge knockers, all i gotta do is add the cliche and inaccurate tagline of "got milk" to it? excellent!

(not meaning to pick on you at all t, just illustrating the inconsistency or favouritism that may exist here. it wouldn't surprise me if i wake up banned tomorrow, and probably a good pre-emptive decision, lest i might hurt anyone's feelings in future. how dare i? still unsure why particularly MY posts offend when other similar ones don't, but i personally blame the lack of tone that typing on a forum has. i'm very dark- and dry-witted. DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!)

i agree with your comments though tom, wrt censorship and sensitivity. penn and teller did a great show debunking the "evil" of cuss words. this one lady was so dumb, she crusaded to have cussing eliminated in public places. but what she did do was sell signs featuring a male bovine defecating with the "don't" slash through it, obviously connoting "no bullshit" but without the balls to come out and just say the word. she also advised people to say "santa vaca" as an emotive ejaculation, and being spanish for "holy cow", of course is a derisive comment on the belief of cows being sacred. she also advocates to swear to buddha instead of god, because quote "if you're going to profane a deity, it might as well not be your own." there's no reason to get worked up over any certain words or images.

note i put silly moustaches on the girls to cement the idea that this is all in fun. i don't have any agenda wrt boobs, just that they are fun and silly things that make me smile. no big deal, just lumps of fatty tissue that are fun or relaxing or exciting or whatever. if it's depressing for you to look at them, my sincere apologies and if you are really upset to the point of disgust or tears, pm me and i'll take them down, or report it as foul and ungodly sin to get me banned if you prefer

[it wasn't my intent to stir up further controversy on my first day back, but the groaner of a tired and invalid joke plus the picture that flies in the face of what i thought the forum deems good taste forced me to question the value system here yet again. believe me, if this post hadn't creeped up, i would be behaving entirely nicely and very observant not to step on any toes. nothing personal against tom, but why can he post boobs, bare bums, dildos, etc and everyone's cool with it? or is it that that's typical tom, and you had come to expect better of me? or that since i'm young, when i do the same stuff, it's out of immaturity and to be an attention-seeking miscreant (so then what is it when tom does it)? nothing personal bingo, i like a lot of your stuff, but i'm still baffled how seemingly similar things are digested differently based on the age/identity/history of the one posting it. what's your take on it tom? sorry for the multi-edits here, but i want to get to the bottom of this. i hope it's simply that the "sensitive" people that report such things happened not to stumble on this thread as yet, and if so that when they do, they will confront me directly via pm to sort it out if they have an issue (got an issue, here's a tissue --nigel powers) but i don't echo that, it just popped in my simple brain, this was the last edit i swear]