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Old 21st September 2007, 03:35 PM
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My Living Will

My Living Will

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



She's such a bitch.....
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Old 21st September 2007, 03:37 PM
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My Living Will

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.



She's such a bitch.....


Ever see the Seinfeld episode where Kramer makes out his living will?


Why does everything remind me of seinfeld?!?!? geeze....
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Old 21st September 2007, 03:42 PM
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Ever see the Seinfeld episode where Kramer makes out his living will?


Why does everything remind me of seinfeld?!?!? geeze....
i miss kramer!! was he a hoot or what?
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Old 21st September 2007, 03:44 PM
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That would be the thing in this house
unplugged the TV, and threw out the wine.

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