Easy Way To Pay Off The I.R.S.

[lauriejim]

~Hammers and Toilet Seats~
Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today last year, wherein you will see the Pentagon was paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA had paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD paid $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer

[SlotsWizard]

Nice idea, but it could get you into trouble. You would be safer filling out the regular form:

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