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Old 19th September 2007, 03:32 AM
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The Silent Treatment

The Silent Treatment



A man and his wife were having some problems at home



and were giving each other the silent treatment.



Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him



at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.



Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,



'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.



The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,



when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.



The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Old 19th September 2007, 04:01 PM
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I hate the The Silent Treatment
But I just give it back.

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I hate the The Silent Treatment
But I just give it back.

hubby jims used that silent treatment on me before!! i think it just plain stinks
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hubby jims used that silent treatment on me before!! i think it just plain stinks
good for him

And we know all guys do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH_I_p2tfpc
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Old 19th September 2007, 07:43 PM
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good for him

And we know all guys do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH_I_p2tfpc
omg!! that was so funny a classic stunt, i bet alot of men pull
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omg!! that was so funny a classic stunt, i bet alot of men pull
LOL oh yes I do have to say i'm a Pig.
But I do it to piss her off.What more way do you need to get back at them at times.
22 years of great bombs.
But I do have to say with me working Mids I don't sleep with her because she's at work and I have the bed all to myself.
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