- Joined
- Jun 10, 2003
- Location
- Mass
You know you're really broke when...
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
Your bologna has no first name.
You wash your toilet paper.
You have to save up to be poor.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
You owe yourself money.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
Your bologna has no first name.
You wash your toilet paper.
You have to save up to be poor.
Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
You owe yourself money.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

