Golf

[silkprint]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture."

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
the cow's
butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey,
this looks
like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that.

[cynthial]

Damn it all, I was on the inhale of a ciggie when I got to the punchline. That hurts.

Silk are you still on vacation?

[silkprint]

Nah I wish .
I am back big time .

[happygobrokey]

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