Colonoscopies are no joke, but

[silkprint]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following
are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no
man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left
hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that
my head is not up
there?"

[winbig]

lol

Too bad there's quotes in there that involve hands. The only reason the doc prods in there without an instrument is for a prostate exam

But the rest were priceless

[jetset]

Thanks for a great early morning laugh - some of these are classics imo!