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Old 26th July 2007, 01:31 PM
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just thought this one up now:

which god do black people pray to?

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Afro-deity.

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Old 26th July 2007, 06:09 PM
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David Letterman is a jerk
But every race has it's jokes


Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! .
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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wow. he's got balls for sure. maybe he's becoming a miserable old coot and wants to lash out at the world, get himself fired, and retire with his family.

those were funny though. a couple lol'ers.

but why did you bring up letterman? i think he's funny. a bit of a jerk, but that's just his dryness. way better than that tool leno, imo. tom green's interesting person search was funny though.
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David Letterman is a jerk
But every race has it's jokes


Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! .
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
wont ever dare you again lol. can you beleive that was on letterman? he must be taking lessons from imus.
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Old 26th July 2007, 08:32 PM
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but why did you bring up letterman?
It came from his show
Laurie lol Lets play truth or dare sometime lol
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It came from his show
Laurie lol Lets play truth or dare sometime lol

gathered that much. why did you hijack my thread to talk about letterman (and now flirt with lj) though?

and not laugh or even acknowledge my joke.
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which god do black people pray to?
Afro-deity.

Oh i'm sorry
hijacking a F-ing Joke come on.
Oh by the way if you look at almost every thread in The Jokes or Wild Card some go way off the subject.
We are not Perfect I guess
And you started with the black joke so I had one too.
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which god do black people pray to?
Afro-deity.


That was so Funny.
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which god do black people pray to?

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Afro-deity.

" you are by far the best jokester " your thread was one of the first i read this a.m. how about some hillbillie jokes havent seen any of them and i just cant make fun of my own kind i thought your post was funny!!
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