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Old 14th July 2007, 04:08 AM
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Making a man happy

Making Your Spouse Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy?
I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Give head
2. Bring food
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Old 14th July 2007, 04:43 AM
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Making Your Spouse Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy?
I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Give head
2. Bring food
and a big amen to that sister
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Old 14th July 2007, 04:48 AM
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LOLOLOL!
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Old 14th July 2007, 04:57 AM
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Old 14th July 2007, 05:52 AM
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and still laughing my ass off.
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Old 14th July 2007, 12:20 PM
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Make Us Guys Happy
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Old 14th July 2007, 02:08 PM
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Give head
2. Bring food

Just making sure I have this right... In that order?
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Old 14th July 2007, 03:13 PM
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Old 14th July 2007, 03:52 PM
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They are very simple creatures really.
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the guy switch even advertises when it's on because it's sticking up for all to notice.

why don't the switches and dials on girls have a memory (like setting a radio station) so they can be turned back to satisfied readily?
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