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Old 5th July 2007, 10:41 PM
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Thumbs up Better Than Sex Cake

I bake all the time and here is a fun one for you to try.
It's very good too.

Better Than Sex Cake

1 Yellow cake mix (without pudding in the mix)
1 can crushed pineapple (small - about 8 oz)
1 c. sugar
1 pkg. vanilla pudding (not instant type)
1 container Cool Whip (8 oz)
1 can coconut flakes (or 1 small bag)

Prepare cake as per box instructions. While cake is baking, mix the
pineapple (do not drain) and sugar together until sugar is dissolved and
set aside. When cake comes out of oven, poke holes in the cake and then
spoon the pineapple mixture over the cake. Spread mix as evenly as
possible and set cake aside to cool.

Prepare the pudding according to package instructions and allow to cool
a bit. Spoon the pudding over the cake, spreading as evenly as
possible, and cool completely.

Once completely cool, spread the Cool Whip over the cake and then top
with flaked coconut.

Keep cake in refrigerator.
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Old 6th July 2007, 02:31 AM
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Sorry Bingo, but unless there's a hot hunk of horny man popping outta that cake...there ain't no way in hell it's better than sex. Well, let me rephrase that....some sex.
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Old 6th July 2007, 02:55 AM
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Sorry Bingo, but unless there's a hot hunk of horny man popping outta that cake...there ain't no way in hell it's better than sex. Well, let me rephrase that....some sex.
LOL...I second that!!!
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Old 6th July 2007, 03:08 AM
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want more sex than cake

oh tom thought you were gonna do the screaming orgasam cake
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Old 6th July 2007, 03:37 AM
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I found some beef cake ...
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Old 6th July 2007, 03:40 AM
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ill have a piece of that
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Old 6th July 2007, 04:28 AM
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oh tom thought you were gonna do the screaming orgasam cake



screaming orgasam oh baby I'll make anything you like.
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i like how they come in "phuket pink". i suppose the other option is "bangkok blue"?
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i like how they come in "phuket pink". i suppose the other option is "bangkok blue"?
Have you ever been to Phuket mate? I bet there's even "South side scarlet" and "Chinatown Chartreuse"
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