Baby's First Exam

[BingoT]

Baby's First Exam

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

[lauriejim]

a small child came into the bedroom of his parents one night and asked his mom, what are you doing bouncing up and down on daddy for? the mom replied, i have to do this in order to help your dad you know how big his belly is and this is the only way to keep it flat. the child stood there for a moment and said " sorry to have to tell you mom but its not gonna work" why asked the mom trying her best to get the child out of the room? the child then replied well everyday when you go to the grocery the nice next door lady comes over and gets on her knees and blows him back up again. this ones for you bingot laurie

[BingoT]

Baptism
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

[lauriejim]

you are too funny