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Old 17th May 2007, 05:53 PM
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I love women!
What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!


Why do women get married in white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances!

What did you do wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the leash too long!

Why are women's feet short?

So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
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Old 17th May 2007, 06:13 PM
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What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!


Why do women get married in white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances!

What did you do wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the leash too long!

Why are women's feet short?

So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Tim5ny! those words are grounds for divorce!! lol
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Old 17th May 2007, 06:24 PM
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I am going straight to Pina with this one! She will probably call you a PIG.
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Old 17th May 2007, 06:31 PM
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OINKER all the way!!! That's okay, I'll have to go see what I have in my arsenal of "small dick" jokes.
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Old 17th May 2007, 06:37 PM
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OINKER all the way!!! That's okay, I'll have to go see what I have in my arsenal of "small dick" jokes.
Assuming that they would apply to me?
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A woman goes to the doctor.
Hey doc I have a problem....my husband 's penis is like a 2 month old baby.
So small? replys the doctor.
No sir you dont undearsteand..........as big as a 2 month old baby..............
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So what is her problem?
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Assuming that they would apply to me?
Hey....if the sheepskin fits.
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So what is her problem?
Greedy bitch!!
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Little Women have little pocketbooks to carry tampons in.
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