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Old 28th March 2007, 10:36 PM
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Something on the "lighter" side...

With all the frustrations and tensions going on in gaming, time for something a bit lighter!

Steve's new girlfriend was a knock-out bombshell blonde,
but such a nice catch came with its challenges. One day,
Heather called Steve and she was near tears...

"Calm down sweety and tell me again what's the matter?"

Heather said, "I'm so frustrated! I just bought this new
puzzle, but there's so many pieces! Just when I think I'm
close to getting a section going, I realize it isn't
right and I have to start over! Can you please come right
over and help me tonight?"

"What's it supposed to be, sweety?", asks Steve.

"According to the box, a picture of a tiger!", responds
Heather.

Steve decides to head on over, and in a display of
chivalry, get the puzzle put together. He arrives, and
there is the puzzle all spread out over the coffee table.
He studies it for a few seconds, looks at the box and
says, "Sweety, there is no way we can put this puzzle
together. Let's just relax, have some tea, and then we
can put all of these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

- Keith
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