- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
GOTTA LOVE WILD WONDERFUL WEST VIRGINIA
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire Estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an West Virginia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, 'I gotta leak in my Sink,' and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead.'
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his Pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking Age in West
Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of 'Hee Haw' in West Virginia?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it Would have been
calle d a teeth brush.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77 And says to
the driver, 'Got any I.D.?'
And the driver replies, 'Bout wut?'
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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery?
(Come on - this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The Library was a total
loss too. Both books - poof up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, 'You ain't from 'round here are
ya?
'No,' replies the man, 'I'm from Arkansas'.
The bartender looks at him and says, 'Well, what do ya Do in Arkansas?'
'I'm a taxidermist,' said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, 'What In the world is
a tax-e-derm-ist?
'The man says,'I mount animals'.
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole Bar...'It's okay
boys, he's one of us!'
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire Estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you know when you're staying in an West Virginia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, 'I gotta leak in my Sink,' and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his Pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking Age in West
Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do they call reruns of 'Hee Haw' in West Virginia?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it Would have been
calle d a teeth brush.
~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77 And says to
the driver, 'Got any I.D.?'
And the driver replies, 'Bout wut?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery?
(Come on - this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The Library was a total
loss too. Both books - poof up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, 'You ain't from 'round here are
ya?
'No,' replies the man, 'I'm from Arkansas'.
The bartender looks at him and says, 'Well, what do ya Do in Arkansas?'
'I'm a taxidermist,' said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, 'What In the world is
a tax-e-derm-ist?
'The man says,'I mount animals'.
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole Bar...'It's okay
boys, he's one of us!'
