How come?!?

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If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it
dawned on me-they were cramming for their
finals.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .
write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen
could look for them while they delivered the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges
didn't live there?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Clones are people two.

Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that
everything will turn out OK.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Think "honk" if you're telepathic.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens
suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat
food?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a
mouse?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why
some people appear bright until you hear them
speak?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold
is it going to be?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil
come from?

Why does a shipment go by road and a cargo by
ship?

At a football stadium, why do you sit in a stand?

Does a doctor call you a patient because he
makes you wait so long?