Idle Thoughts of a Senior Citizen.

[BingoT]

Idle Thoughts of a Senior Citizen.
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible... And I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[winbig]

lol....So these are your thoughts, correct?

[BingoT]

Hey my friend i'll tell ya this lol
I can write a book on this. I hear Thoughts everyday at work.
You have to have a heart when you take care of the old.but I mostly work with kids but I do fill in at times.When I need a good laugh.

[Rusty]

Brilliant!
Can I add this one?
I have a love/hate relationship with my Wife.
I really love Her and she hates me really.

[BingoT]

Very good Rusty