Blonde with flat tire

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Blonde with flat tire



Blonde with flat tire

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps
Out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men,
Unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
Traffic.

The life - like cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their nude
Bodies to approaching drivers...Not surprisingly, the traffic became
Snarled and backed up. It was not very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle
Yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!"
Asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!"