This one's for you PinaBaby!!!!

[winbig]

THE UGLY FROG

An older lady was some what lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her
company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None
of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she
walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME WITH YOU. YOU
WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So,
she
bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME
AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETUNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?








COME ON GUESS!









OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON -- DONT BE A POOP!



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SHE TURNED INTO THE

FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!

She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!


OLD LADIES ROCK

[Pinababy69]

Originally Posted by winbig

OLD LADIES ROCK

Ummmmm, I sure hope you're not implying that I'm old???

I may not be 20 anymore, but 43 isn't exactly ancient either, lol. Trust me, I still got lots of life in this body.

Cute joke BTW, I like it.

[winbig]

Originally Posted by Pinababy69

Ummmmm, I sure hope you're not implying that I'm old???

I may not be 20 anymore, but 43 isn't exactly ancient either, lol. Trust me, I still got lots of life in this body.

Cute joke BTW, I like it.

43? You're younger than my ex-wife (51 next month)

Need a roomate? If this BS keeps up, I'm moving out of country