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Old 10th January 2007, 12:35 AM
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Bitch In The Kitchen

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language!" Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon!"

She heard her little darling continue...
"and for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen..."
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Old 10th January 2007, 07:40 AM
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haha....

PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

*hint hint* pinababy
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Old 10th January 2007, 11:55 AM
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Old 10th January 2007, 02:47 PM
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haha....
PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar
Hey, you're a good looking fella winbig.

Brave man to post your pic!

JFTR, I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay - you know what I mean. My best friend is gay blah blah blah etc....
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Old 10th January 2007, 03:23 PM
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Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!
Must be cooking fish n chips & Bitch In The Kitchen............................
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Old 10th January 2007, 04:28 PM
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PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

*hint hint* pinababy
LOL...I didn't get the *hint* at first, I thought you wanted something else (mind in the gutter). You want me to post my pic right? Hmmm..not sure, forums can be cruel, lol. Doesn't matter how you look, there's usually always someone who wants to take a potshot at ya, just cause they have nothing better to do. Didn't Slotchic post her pic a couple of years ago, and got a hard time for it? Maybe we should start a thread in Wild Cards where everyone can post a pic? In the meantime, if you're a really good boy, I'll send you one, how's that?

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Brave man to post your pic!

JFTR, I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay - you know what I mean. My best friend is gay blah blah blah etc....
Cheeky, you're so cute......

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Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!
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Cheeky, you're so cute......
(Blush).

Come to think of it, don't you think winbig looks like that guy out of 'My name is Earl...'.
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