Eddie wanted desperately to have

[BingoT]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him,
then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He
won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had
allquarters!"