- Joined
- Mar 3, 2006
- Location
- UK
I was listening to the British Open golf over the weekend, and heard a few funny golfing expresions.....
A Brazil - putt which shaves the hole
A Mother in law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver (apologies for the poor taste)
A Tony Blair - too much spin
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Brazil - putt which shaves the hole
A Mother in law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver (apologies for the poor taste)
A Tony Blair - too much spin
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
