- Joined
- Jan 26, 2005
- Location
- Melbourne Beach, Florida
Two farmers, one from North Carolina and one from South Carolina, Jim and John, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. John turns to Jim and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Jim thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, John goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" John says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, John shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim at the bar.
He tells Jim about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says, "What's that?"
John says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
The next day, John goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" John says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, John shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim at the bar.
He tells Jim about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says, "What's that?"
John says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
