European casinos

[Swede]

Howdy folks!

I've been to just about every casino in Europe except the ones in Soviet Mother Russia. If you are planning a trip or just thinking about visiting some of them, perhaps I can be of assistance.

Everyone does not look for the same thing in a casino, I know. Some like the slots, some wants to hit the poker tables and some are there mainly to see the shows. While I'm not a recognized authority on Euro casinos, I have a fairly good memory and have noted the layout, games offered and overall ambiance of most, if not all of these places.

So if you are looking for info on a particular casino, feel free to ask me anything. What I like may differ completely from what you may like but, as they say, it never hurts to ask.

Here's a useful check list when deciding which new casino to visit:

1) Google. Mr G is your friend, a lot of what you want to know is here.
2) Ask your friends and family, those who have been there. First-hand info is unsurpassed.
3) Google again. Perhaps you missed something.
4) Ask that Swede guy. But then again, what does he possibly know?

Last but not least, if you decide to visit a swedish casino, I will personally be there to greet you in the outfit of your choice.

[happygobrokey]

in russia, party comes to you!

if i come to a swedish casino, meet me in a gimp suit or a mexican wrestling get-up. and beers are on you, remember?

[Simmo!]

Any good ones in Barcalona, Turnip?

[Swede]

if i come to a swedish casino, meet me in a gimp suit or a mexican wrestling get-up. and beers are on you, remember?

Great, then I won't have to change

Any good ones in Barcalona, Turnip?

Casino Barca down by the docks has it all. Just don't show up in flip-flops and raggedy-ass jeans, t_b style. And bring the big wallet; dinner and a bottle of red will easily set you back a couple of hundred euros plus tips. That is unless you wanna treat your better half to a sloppy joe, then 150 will be enough.

There are a few other joints but that's completely moot. After you've seen CB, you'll stick to it.

For those in the neighborhood, I recommend checking out the EPT starting today. Yours truly was supposed to be there if some asshat hadn't called my all-in preflop with 67. Guess what i held