great moments in donk history

[tennis_balls]

lalis had pushed me around pre-flop a few times so I couldn't leave him another opportunity.

No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/21 - 10:09:00 (ET)
Table '48392405 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: carlchilders (1970 in chips)
Seat 3: lalis58 (1570 in chips)
Seat 4: Xenarc Blue (2435 in chips)
Seat 7: lobazul (2180 in chips)
Seat 8: pokercold (2695 in chips)
Seat 9: nicki1970 (2650 in chips)
carlchilders: posts small blind 50
lalis58: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carlchilders [4s 4c]
Xenarc Blue: folds
lobazul has timed out
lobazul: folds
lobazul is sitting out
pokercold: folds
nicki1970: folds
carlchilders: raises 1870 to 1970 and is all-in
lalis58: calls 1470 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3c Kc Qc]
*** TURN *** [3c Kc Qc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [3c Kc Qc 3d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
carlchilders: shows [4s 4c] (a full house, Fours full of Threes)
lalis58: shows [Tc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
carlchilders collected 3140 from pot
carlchilders said, "that's how we do it, yo"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3140 | Rake 0
Board [3c Kc Qc 3d 4h]
Seat 1: carlchilders (small blind) showed [4s 4c] and won (3140) with a
full house, Fours full of Threes
Seat 3: lalis58 (big blind) showed [Tc Ac] and lost with a flush, Ace
high

[tennis_balls]

kenho was our resident poker expert and I was playing like the tight donk i am. I had gone all in pre-flop before and I knew it ticked him off....

No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/28 - 06:41:01 (ET)
Table '48956995 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Butterwell (3505 in chips)
Seat 3: carlchilders (1935 in chips)
Seat 4: kenho1964 (2540 in chips)
Seat 5: YUBIE (2225 in chips)
Seat 8: gogetemjr (2035 in chips)
Seat 9: Gocows (1260 in chips)
carlchilders: posts small blind 50
kenho1964: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carlchilders [3h 2s]
YUBIE said, "there ya go"
kenho1964 said, "i still like miami"
YUBIE has timed out
YUBIE: folds
YUBIE is sitting out
gogetemjr: folds
Gocows: folds
YUBIE said, "i lived in mad beach"
Butterwell: folds
YUBIE has returned
carlchilders: raises 1835 to 1935 and is all-in
kenho1964: folds
kenho1964 said, "cmon carl"
carlchilders collected 200 from pot
carlchilders: shows [3h 2s] (high card Three)
kenho1964 said, "seriouslty"


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next hand:

No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/28 - 06:41:56 (ET)
Table '48956995 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Butterwell (3505 in chips)
Seat 3: carlchilders (2035 in chips)
Seat 4: kenho1964 (2440 in chips)
Seat 5: YUBIE (2225 in chips)
Seat 8: gogetemjr (2035 in chips)
Seat 9: Gocows (1260 in chips)
kenho1964: posts small blind 50
YUBIE: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carlchilders [Js Jc]
carlchilders said, "lol"
kenho1964 said, "so"
gogetemjr: folds
Gocows: folds
Butterwell: folds
carlchilders: raises 1935 to 2035 and is all-in
kenho1964: calls 1985
YUBIE: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5d 3d]
*** TURN *** [Kc 5d 3d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5d 3d As] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kenho1964: shows [9d 9c] (a pair of Nines)
carlchilders: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
kenho1964 said, "nh"
carlchilders collected 4170 from pot
carlchilders said, "sucker"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4170 | Rake 0

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poor guy was steamin now so we go to the next hand:

No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/28 - 06:42:38 (ET)
Table '48956995 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: Butterwell (3505 in chips)
Seat 3: carlchilders (4170 in chips)
Seat 4: kenho1964 (405 in chips)
Seat 5: YUBIE (2125 in chips)
Seat 8: gogetemjr (2035 in chips)
Seat 9: Gocows (1260 in chips)
YUBIE: posts small blind 50
gogetemjr: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to carlchilders [Kc Kh]
Gocows: folds
Butterwell: folds
kenho1964 said, "got luky with that crap 2 3 then getting the JJ s"
kenho1964 said, "lol"
carlchilders: raises 305 to 405
kenho1964: calls 405 and is all-in
YUBIE: folds
gogetemjr: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 7h 5h]
*** TURN *** [5c 7h 5h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [5c 7h 5h Th] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
carlchilders: shows [Kc Kh] (a flush, King high)
kenho1964: shows [Qs Td] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
gogetemjr said, "heehaw"
carlchilders collected 960 from pot
carlchilders said, "dog food"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 960 | Rake 0

......................sometimes i'm a bad winner.

[lojo]

I'm convinced... it's poker or give up gambling for me if i want to have a good time. It's a far stretch from jOb progressive, three back unless you're holdin a bullet, suicide kings wild for aces straights and flushes, pot progressive, cowboys, queens, aces, back to jacks, trips to win.

You kicked some ass I tend to think I could too after watching the 'champs' on teevee.

I bet you gloat when you beat the little old ladies at cribbage too