i'm such a donk!

**tennis_balls** · 9th December 2006, 06:57 AM

I was doing a little gamblin tonight (and a bottle of cheap pinot noir) I sort of went on tilt and busted out one place with a $75 bacarat bet. (that's extreme for this low-roller) Well that sort of soured my mood so of course the only solution is to reverse-withdraw at another place and do a $100 bet. I covered my eyes and thankfully my 4 beat the dealer's 3.

So then I go to play a $3 omaha8 sitngo at pokerstars. Of these 3 events, which one do you think caused my heart-rate to soar?

that's right.......

the piddly little $3 donk-fest

**winbig** · 9th December 2006, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by tennis_balls

I was doing a little gamblin tonight (and a bottle of cheap pinot noir) I sort of went on tilt and busted out one place with a $75 bacarat bet. (that's extreme for this low-roller) Well that sort of soured my mood so of course the only solution is to reverse-withdraw at another place and do a $100 bet. I covered my eyes and thankfully my 4 beat the dealer's 3.

So then I go to play a $3 omaha8 sitngo at pokerstars. Of these 3 events, which one do you think caused my heart-rate to soar?

that's right.......

the piddly little $3 donk-fest

bahahaha

Do you play offline too?

**tennis_balls** · 9th December 2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by winbig

bahahaha

Do you play offline too?

never.....i much prefer online where I can punch my monitor, curse and make an ass of myself 1,000 times without anyone knowing. The live version just doesn't suit my game. If I was to somehow sneak an entry to the WSOP, sunglasses alone would not be enough to hide my face. I'd need to wear my motorcycle helmet with the mirror lens.

**amatrine** · 9th December 2006, 10:01 PM

LOL I misread the title, I said it said Im such a drunk,lol

Ama

**LadyHoldem** · 9th December 2006, 11:15 PM

Well, the unibomber does that whole hoody n glasses thing.. that could work out for ya hehe

Really though.. to funny

Thnx for the smile

~LadyH

Originally Posted by tennis_balls

never.....i much prefer online where I can punch my monitor, curse and make an ass of myself 1,000 times without anyone knowing. The live version just doesn't suit my game. If I was to somehow sneak an entry to the WSOP, sunglasses alone would not be enough to hide my face. I'd need to wear my motorcycle helmet with the mirror lens.

**winbig** · 10th December 2006, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by tennis_balls

I'd need to wear my motorcycle helmet with the mirror lens.

I guarantee if you pulled that, you'd be featured on ESPN's "The Nuts".

**liquidsoap** · 10th December 2006, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by tennis_balls

If I was to somehow sneak an entry to the WSOP, sunglasses alone would not be enough to hide my face. I'd need to wear my motorcycle helmet with the mirror lens.

Is that because you are ugly???

Or is your poker face that bad???

Or is it a combination of both???