Bingo myths

[amatrine]

My husband came up with this idea that had me rolling in laughter.
He said we ought to buy an online bing hall, and call it naked bingo.
He said there is no naked bingo on the web. I said YEAh, with GOOD reason!!!
LOL , I dont think I want to see other bingo players naked,.lol

I love bingo but that thought SCARES me,lol

Ama

[BingoT]

I love that idea i'll even get the cam out lol that's even if I don't win any money. I'm game
When I hear about a way of Naughty Bingo I remember this one.
This is a cute story

Naughty Bingo nights
BY DONNA LYPCHUK
I first heard about Naughty Bingo from Ms Tress Stefania a couple of months ago. For those of you who don't know Ms Tress Stefania, she's the editor of the formerly glossy Twisted Superfreak Times,
Ms Tress Stefania has an unusual vibe. She is definitely an old soul -- slightly Parisian in that tousled Toulouse-Lautrec kind of way. She's as adorable as one of those Disney cartoon poodles, but beneath those long blonde pigtails lurks a steely old soul. I find her very disturbing. I guess it takes a lot of guts to get a magazine off the ground these days, especially a magazine like Twisted Superfreak Times, which, like revenge, has content that is best served cold.

Anyhow, Stefania is leaving for L.A. and we decided to say goodbye by playing a round of Naughty Bingo at the Living Well, along with our friend Carson T. Foster -- codename: the Ivory Viper. On New Year's Eve, I lifted Mr. Foster's kilt to say "Hello again" to the Ivory Viper, which I hadn't seen since the days when I lived with him and he used to run naked and screaming on his cell phone up and down the hallways like a Nordic Berserker raging into battle. (Mr. Foster, by the way, is holding his Kickass Karaoke at the Bovine Sex Club again on Jan. 26, and I'm hoping that the glamorous Mr. Black from Robin Black and the Intergalactic Rock Stars will show up again and blow my knickers off with his "Hi, I'm a character from Velvet Goldmine" imitation. I am grateful to anyone who supports the delusion that we live full-time in that movie.)
I know what you're thinking. Bingo. Karaoke. What the idle pleasures is going on around here? The last time Ms Tress Stefania played Naughty Bingo at the Living Well she confessed to doing something very naughty. No, naughty is too soft a word. She did something morally reprehensible. She was sitting there with her old-fashioned bingo card -- you know, the kind that has little windows that open over the numbers so the card looks like a little building -- and the woman next to her had won five vibrators. Feeling that life just wasn't fair, Stefania waited until the woman went to the washroom and stole one of her vibrators. That's almost worse than stealing another woman's man. What a wicked girl.
My interest in attending Naughty Bingo concerned winning a vibrator. I've never owned one and have always refused to buy one, as there always seemed to be plenty of real penises around -- until recently. Most women are shocked when they discover that I know nothing about vibrators, so Carson, Stefania and I came up with a couple of other uses for them so I could one day actually justify buying one. For instance, there is absolutely no reason why you couldn't use a vibrator to mix delicious drinks in tall, skinny glasses; as a cookie dough roller; to dig holes in the ground so you could plant tulips; or as a slide for a guitar. The best unusual use for a vibrator, however, has to be as a curler; you could use them to achieve that big soft '70s hair and receive a relaxing massage at the same time.
The bingo caller that night was the ugliest, meanest drag queen I've ever seen -- codename: Shirley the Whore. Shirley had hair like Danny Bonaduce and legs like Monica Lewinsky. However, she made up for her looks in charm, bellowing whatever was on her mind at the crowd. The proceeds that night were going to the Coalition Against Homophobia. In the past, Shirley told me, Naughty Bingo has raised thousands of dollars for charities such as the Christmas Wish Foundation.
Over the course of the night, Shirley held up vibrator after vibrator, but all of them seemed to be won by "guys from out of town." Lucky little Ms Tress Stefania, who once won $5,000 in the lottery (she used it to start up Twisted Superfreak Times), won twice -- an ugly T-shirt and hat, and the "Ultimate 10" Satisfier ("I want more!" stated the sexy chick in hot pants on the
package).
This vibrator was the ugliest electronic appliance I'd ever seen. It was long, skinny, shoehorn-shaped, nubby and a disgusting nicotine-stain colour. "It doesn't come with batteries!" yelled Carson, who, like most guys, is always thinking ahead. Carson and I won nothing. This, of course, was more fodder to feed our bitterness during the winter of our discontent. "We're losers in love and bingo," stated Carson, watching me fight off tears. Sadly, we left, as Stefania went off in search of an all-night Radio Shack that would sell "C" batteries.

[pevangel]

hi all

i have a question about online bingos , do they have house players and if they do is it legal to have house players? im very curious because i have been playing at a particular site that always has the same winners over and over again (i dont win ) so i want to know dont they have rules they have to follow themselfs? please respond. thank you all pevangel

[amatrine]

In my experience, a lot of them do.

I have been trying out a lot of different places. One I KNOW they do,
because I played with 300 bucks. I Think I hit bingo twice all night.

At the end of the night, noone was left in chat except for 4 players.

When I would not place a bet on a game, the pot was 0, and when I did,
the INSTANT i clicked the bet, the 4 players had a max card bet.

This had me pretty angry. I felt VERY cheated.

There are some that seem ok though, like bingodrome. I hang out there. It seems fair and is fun.

Another thing to watch out for are rooms that have 130 players.
It does not make sense to me how anyone plays these rooms.

I went into one yesterday but never deposited because they had 130 players.
A set pot of 100 dollars. Most people average 5 dollars a round. Whos winning there ?It was obvious. Then the chances of winning with that many players is impossible. With 130 players, that pot should be in the high hundreds.
My guess is 100 of them were robots.

This is why someone really needs to police these people. I love bingo.
It is a fun time killer and the chats have me in tears sometimes with the fun that goes on in the rite places. Unfortunaltey I would say 90 percent of them
either have house players, or impossible cash out terms.

Good ones to stick to are big trusted online casinos that also offer bingo
like king solomons. Bingo drome and Saturn seem pretty up and up.

Ive been working hard the last two weeks checking out some places to put on my site for a review, and some are not looking that pretty.

Sometimes in bingo though, there is a person that will win a lot. Especially if they are playing max cards, and others are not. You get lucky though. I went to play bingo today, bought 2 ,50 cent cards and hit bingo on my first go,lol

If you dont like places where you are outbingo'ed (I think I just invented a new word) there are halls that have only 10 card maximum , though I find that rather boring.

Ama

[pevangel]

thank you very much i really appreciate the input , i just wonder dont they have rules and regulations they have to follow, it amazes me that when i write to the manager about other issues hes great but when i write in regards to the issues i have stated he gives the brush off. i say there should be regulations for them as well as us. i heard bingodrome was a good one from my other bingo friends .so casinomeister can you tell me is there any regulations they have to abide by or, anyone who can answer.

thank you very much pevangel

[BingoT]

Hi pevangel I know you have many cheap bingo sites out in bingo land.and I think you do have the house players in them too. But you never hear anyone nag on this one & that one.I mean you do hear some but nothing to write a book about. and some are poor losers venting if myself lost the internet is where I would go and speak my peace I feel if you have many talking bad about them don't you think they would be out of business and no one joins. That's why I stick with a long time one that you can trust.I know many that buy between 20 to 50 cards at a time and that don't look good for someone that buys 1 or 2 cards.and the person with more cards wins over and over again or the other way around.
Thanks

[amatrine]

As with anything, anyone can open a casino or bingo hall, but they are
not going to get many players if they are not licensed and have a good reputation. There is software out there that regulates bingo odds as well as casino odds. It is a matter of who uses it. I think online bingo is just emerging
from its shell and it will take some time and a squeeky wheel to get more
in line. There are good ones out there though. I hate to plug my site here,lol
but you can look at the reviews I have done so far at www.freebingobonus.org . Thats just my hobby amongst others.

If you find a place you like , stick to it. Most other bingo players I know stay with a plac they like. The comminuty knows each other. Makes it more fun.

Ama

[bdangel]

well let me tell ya about an experience i had at a popular online bingo. i was disgusted one night cause there was a lady that played there who wins all the time. everyday, day in day out. when she went on vacation her hubby played for her and he won all the time too. She has won jp after jp. So I came up with this brilliant idea of changing my username to one similar to hers. well I hit so many bingos that night that the cm checked out my account to find out who i was. well i got a message to stop using that name. i felt like going into chat and tell her ...why........is this bingo set up to let her win so much? well i changed back to my old user name, and guess what i didn't hit another game and i seldom win there even if i max out. i do not fund there much, but i occasionally throw in a couple of bucks when i get bored. I have played online bingo for 4 yrs and won 4 jps in a year. so i am not an unlucky person, but can't win there if my life depended on it. I play at a few other sites and win. oh well i often wondered about that place...lol

I still think, no matter what anyone says, that any software can be fixed. it amazes me that it is supposed to randomly pick a card or maybe 2 to win but it is always the same person who wins.

what also annoys me is the idiots who are in chat complaing they haven't won in so long....when you know they were winning earlier. i basically stay out of chat unless they playing keno as a chat game. i can usually rack up a few bonus bucks......well just my honest opinion........lol

[tryme1]

So I came up with this brilliant idea of changing my username to one similar to hers. well I hit so many bingos that night that the cm checked out my account to find out who i was. well i got a message to stop using that name...

Hmm...well, it's something you hear about a lot. That certain people always win. But bingo is set up that way. Some people buy hundreds of cards for every game, thereby increasing their chances of winning. This is true in your local bingo hall and it's even more true online (auto daubers etc. make this so much easier).

You could always try 10cardbingo.com to even things out a little. Everyone gets..um...10 card per game there. Looks like a winner to me

[amatrine]

If they made you change your user name, I would run from that place.
What place was it?

On the other topic, on house players, I have to say i can see where you need a house player if there are no other players in the room,lol
I had this happen to me last month at a new bingo hall.
Everyone left, and I noticed one player in there that would only bet cards
after I placed a bet. But I can see the needing of one house player in that circumstance. It sucked when I won, and I won almost evrey game, but not much since no on else was playing. I never had that happen before. It was too funny.