Might be divorced when I get back!!!

[fanihi]

I will be off to my bi-annual trip to the Phillipines next week.
Will be there for 7 days ...I insisted on my itinerary.

day 1 & 2 Hyatt hotel and casino
day 3 & 4 Heritage hotel and casino
day 5 & 6 Manila Pavillion hotel & casino
day 7 half day shopping tour with wife then to the airport.

But for some odd reason my wife insist we'll be divorced if I don't change this itinerary!!!
I see nothing wrong with my scheduling? Do you?

[chuchu59]

Let her keep half of your budget for the shopping on Day 7. Alternatively, do the shopping on Day 1.

Seriously, be careful. This place is no what it used to be iro tourist safety.

[Jasminebed]

Alternate Itinerary:

day 1 & 2 Hyatt hotel and casino

Check into hotel and relax from the travel. Arrange for a bottle of champagne to be in the room. Present the missus with an afternoon at the spa and hit the tables.

Have her join you for a lovely meal. Get her really drunk, so she's hungover for day two. Arrange a restorative spa treatment for the afternoon.

day 3 & 4 Heritage hotel and casino

Tell her to cruise the gift shops, and bring you a wish list. Let her choose which restaurant to have dinner at.

Day 4.... give her something from the wish list.

day 5 & 6 Manila Pavillion hotel & casino

Day 5: Brunch in your room, and have a couples massage. Show her she is still the gal you married. Then show her you are still the guy she married and hit the tables.

Day 6 .... Surely she can amuse herself, especially with some pocket money.

day 7 half day shopping tour with wife then to the airport.

[fanihi]

I got beat down!!! Never can win and get my way!!
New itinerary.
Days 1 through 6. Shopping and sightseeing.
Day 7, I f I've been good, I get to go to the casino of my choice until departue time.

She's lucky I still love her!!!

[fanihi]

Let her keep half of your budget for the shopping on Day 7. Alternatively, do the shopping on Day 1.

Seriously, be careful. This place is no what it used to be iro tourist safety.

I know.....I almost got mugged my first trip there about 10yrs ago.
But I've learned the ropes since then.....

[samoas]

If we were married fanihi, we would be two peas in a pod! Oh and probably broke too.

Hope you have an awesome trip with the Mrs!

[chuchu59]

If we were married fanihi, we would be two peas in a pod! Oh and probably broke too.

Hope you have an awesome trip with the Mrs!

That's why we need to find another half who isnt indulged in gambling yet is tolerant of your habits. I was lucky to find such a person and she stuck with me through thick and thin. I doubt whether I could get a wife even remotely similar to her in my next life.

[Seventh777]

Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me

[fanihi]

Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me

And I needed to read that twice.

[LaHutti]

Every year i`ve gone on holiday my wife gets pregnant, so this year i`m taking her with me

LOL !!!!