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Zodiac Signs

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by BingoT, Nov 4, 2010.

    Nov 4, 2010
  1. BingoT

    BingoT Nurses love to give shots webmeister

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    Zodiac Signs
    Well this is so true about me
    July 29th

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    LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
    when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
    everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
    monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.
    Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
    Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one
    to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
     
  2. Nov 5, 2010
  3. Gabriel_LCP

    Gabriel_LCP Dormant account

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    Where can I get my Scorpio Review??:D
     
  4. Nov 5, 2010
  5. swampwitch

    swampwitch ProfessionalUnderachiever CAG MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Independent craftsperson specializing in chenille
    Location:
    Iowa, dammit.
    Here's everyone's horoscope for this week, courtesy of The Onion.

    Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
    An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem.

    Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
    You'll once again get into a public shouting match at an upscale bistro this week over what is and is not in fact gangsta.

    Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
    Somehow it just seems unfair that several famous people will make hundreds of dollars after picking you in next week's Mundane Individual Dead Pool.

    Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
    Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you'll tell about it will be able to attest.

    Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
    Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it's merely decorative.

    Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
    The largest meteorite ever to hit a person was about 45 pounds, making you a posthumous shoo-in for the record next Wednesday.

    Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
    The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say "from you."

    Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
    The stars are tired of politely nodding when you say you're single because you're "too picky." You're 25 pounds overweight and, frankly, the body odor is getting out of hand.

    Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
    They say God never gives us more than we can handle, which must mean He knows a way you can handle a swarm of hyperaggressive Africanized bees.

    Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
    Before making any important business decisions next week, ask yourself if you're using the same decision-making criteria that sent you to prison.

    Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
    You'll undergo the kind of stress that would break a lesser woman and that will cause whatever kind of woman you are to shatter into a coarse powder.

    Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
    Your dreams will all come true next week, including the ones you have thus far mercifully forgotten upon waking.
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    I'm a Virgo. Freaking uncanny.
     
  6. Nov 5, 2010
  7. BingoT

    BingoT Nurses love to give shots webmeister

    Occupation:
    Nursing & Run Bus Trips
    Location:
    Hartford,Ct
    Here you go.......


    ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny...
    Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family
    is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and
    giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will
    argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the
    most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not
    forward.

    TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
    fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the
    love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of
    need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They
    can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to
    get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to
    mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad
    luck if you do not forward.

    GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing
    people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will
    not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they
    should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and
    are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and
    are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative.
    Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.
    Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do
    not forward.

    CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a
    kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
    life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane,
    respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely
    random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of
    the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their
    hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion
    beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good
    if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad
    luck if you do not forward.

    LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
    when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
    everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
    monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.
    Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
    Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one
    to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you
    do not forward.

    VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
    the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything
    you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take
    chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know
    everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly
    lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and
    never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and
    only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

    LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
    Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny
    and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
    meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you
    might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
    prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years.
    Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and
    are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9
    years of bad luck if you do not forward.

    SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
    EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try
    almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
    GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in
    long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
    extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but
    just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD
    workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the
    friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
    Luck if you do not forward.

    SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
    Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
    in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.
    Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR
    away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves
    deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness.
    Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved
    ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess
    with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
    Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal.
    Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind
    of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of
    bad luck if you do not forward.

    CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to
    bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
    annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a
    job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,
    understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long
    relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool.
    Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes
    to cook but would rather go out
    To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24
    years of bad luck if you do not forward.

    AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy.
    Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
    long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of
    themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators.
    Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their
    pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others
    when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed
    your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2
    years of bad luck if you do not forward.

    PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
    Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very
    organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word.
    Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be
    around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They
    always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the
    stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their
    trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!!
    Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good
    friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends
    to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
     
  8. Nov 5, 2010
  9. coloradobuff

    coloradobuff Experienced Member

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    Denver, Colorado
  10. Nov 5, 2010
  11. Gabriel_LCP

    Gabriel_LCP Dormant account

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    Affiliate Manager for Live Casino Partners
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    Costa Rica
    lol thanks! I guess they are right:eek2:
     

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