Zodiac Signs

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July 29th

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LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one
to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
 
Here's everyone's horoscope for this week, courtesy of The Onion.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
You'll once again get into a public shouting match at an upscale bistro this week over what is and is not in fact gangsta.

Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
Somehow it just seems unfair that several famous people will make hundreds of dollars after picking you in next week's Mundane Individual Dead Pool.

Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you'll tell about it will be able to attest.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it's merely decorative.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
The largest meteorite ever to hit a person was about 45 pounds, making you a posthumous shoo-in for the record next Wednesday.

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say "from you."

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
The stars are tired of politely nodding when you say you're single because you're "too picky." You're 25 pounds overweight and, frankly, the body odor is getting out of hand.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, which must mean He knows a way you can handle a swarm of hyperaggressive Africanized bees.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Before making any important business decisions next week, ask yourself if you're using the same decision-making criteria that sent you to prison.

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
You'll undergo the kind of stress that would break a lesser woman and that will cause whatever kind of woman you are to shatter into a coarse powder.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Your dreams will all come true next week, including the ones you have thus far mercifully forgotten upon waking.
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I'm a Virgo. Freaking uncanny.
 
Where can I get my Scorpio Review??:D

Here you go.......


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny...
Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family
is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and
giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will
argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the
most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the
love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of
need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They
can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to
get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to
mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing
people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will
not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they
should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and
are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and
are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative.
Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.
Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a
kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your
life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane,
respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely
random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of
the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their
hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion
beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good
if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but
when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one
to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything
you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take
chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know
everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly
lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and
never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and
only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny
and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you
might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can
prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years.
Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and
are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9
years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try
almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but
just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD
workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the
friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time.
Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR
away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves
deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness.
Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved
ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess
with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind
of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to
bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a
job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,
understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long
relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool.
Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes
to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24
years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy.
Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of
themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators.
Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their
pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others
when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2
years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very
organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word.
Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be
around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They
always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the
stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their
trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!!
Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good
friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends
to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
 

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