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Your sayings and acronyms

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by dunover, Jul 21, 2017.

    Jul 21, 2017
  1. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    I was talking with a few people back in February in London at the MeisterMeet and we briefly discussed terms and sayings that are used at CM and from whom/where they originated.

    I know a few of mine:

    TFTUT - The Turd From The Unflushed Toilet - Creature From the Black Lagoon
    EMSEB - EveryMatrix Self Exclusion Bullshit.
    DRATT - Didn't read all the terms.
    Rapist - (Raging Rhino)
    Egg-Timer slot/deposit - where the balance inexorably falls with hardly any mathematical chance of recovery due to math model or shit luck.
    Monocled Nonce - (Odin, TS2)

    Nifty29

    Gnatent - (Netent)

    Webczas

    Shitstorm - (TS2 Wildstorm)

    Further additions welcome from others....:thumbsup:

    (Yes, I need to get out more.)
     
  2. Jul 21, 2017
  3. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    This would serve as a very useful glossary for new players I'm sure. I was extremely surprised to see this thread because I'd thought of doing the same thing. All these great phrases that need their own page ;):nod:

    Top of my head I can think of 'Death by a thousand spins', probably by Nifty?

    We could have "WMD" = wasted monetary donation, instead of deposit

    Let's not forget the classic 'Sols' in Raging Rhino as coined by you :laugh:
     
  4. Jul 22, 2017
  5. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Sparse Warts = Space Wars (a truly TERRIBLE NetEnt slot)

    BetFarts = BetFair (rogue-arse wankers)

    More to come when I'm sober... :rolleyes:

    KK
     
  6. Jul 22, 2017
  7. Mouche12

    Mouche12 Kitty Lover PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABnoaccred

    Occupation:
    Translator and facilities manager
    Location:
    Amsterdam
    Thunder Fart for the random TS2 feature, lots of wind no wins...
     
  8. Jul 22, 2017
  9. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Let's not forget 'Not' Mode for Terminator 2 :mad:
     
  10. Jul 22, 2017
  11. interlog

    interlog Meister Minion MM webmeister

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    London
    When that blood drips down the screen on Immortal Romance we all know that the crap-desire has triggered. Well that is what I call the thing.
     
  12. Jul 22, 2017
  13. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    'Death by 1000 spins' was our old friend Chopley IIRC....:D
     
  14. Jul 22, 2017
  15. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    No one mentioned "NetBent" yet? Or NotEnt, whatever your preference :eek:

    MicroLaming/ MicroShaming

    Playtake - Dunover

    And speaking of Rhino, who can forget the 'Bog Brushes' :what::)
     
  16. Jul 22, 2017
  17. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

    Occupation:
    Maggot Farmer
    Location:
    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    Microgaming should now be called Microwinning.
    One for the bookies...
    FOBT - Fuck off bent twat
     
  18. Jul 22, 2017
  19. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

    Occupation:
    Maggot Farmer
    Location:
    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    Some more I use myself.
    Jurassic Pork
    Pretty Shitty
    Pish Farty
    Borelords
     
  20. Jul 22, 2017
  21. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Yes, Bog Brushes may have been one of my dear own?

    Borelords was too and another is 'Bullshit Butterflies' on Jungle Spirit which has caught on.

    Yes, Playtake too, plus Microcloning and Notentertainment. It's easy to remember mine, but I know there's many others coined by the rest of you I can't remember right now...:thumbsup:

    I need to be reminded otherwise it'll appear I have a monopoly on all the puerile and inane stuff here.
     
  22. Jul 22, 2017
  23. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Yes, bog brushes are yours, who can forget watching those colourful, expletive-laden Rhino videos :thumbsup:
     
  24. Jul 22, 2017
  25. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    The simple but effective 'flicking the switch', for all those times casinos have had enough of our winning ways :(

    Dead On Arrival, the much more apt name for everyone's favourite coin- muncher :eek2:
     
  26. Jul 22, 2017
  27. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

    Occupation:
    Maggot Farmer
    Location:
    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    I knew borelords was used by someone else, wasnt sure who but I know now.
    Sure I have seen pretty shitty before as well
     
  28. Jul 22, 2017
  29. Kelly Jo

    Kelly Jo Senior Member MM

    Occupation:
    painter
    Location:
    United States
    That is really vulgar. Good one!

    Oh! I got one! Pick me! Pick me!
    KRCD - Kick rocks crick d*ck
    (Darwin would be proud.)
     
  30. Jul 23, 2017
  31. Kelly Jo

    Kelly Jo Senior Member MM

    Occupation:
    painter
    Location:
    United States

    *looks around

    Looks like I effectively killed this thread. lol!
     
  32. Jul 23, 2017
  33. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Nope, that's my job :D

    I fear it's more a case of remembering terms we may or may not have fabricated in our combined years of slotting. I'm desperately trying to think of more, but alas, no :cool:
     
  34. Jul 23, 2017
  35. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    "With-posit" -

    The criminally- stupid act of instantly redepositing from newly- acquired funds via ewallet without so much as letting the dust settle, rendering the withdrawal pointless to begin with. Special mention must go to using the same casino & same games, only to bust minutes later (guilty).

    Ok I'm off to bed :(
     
  36. Jul 23, 2017
  37. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    I think the 'Laptop-Launcher' is another fairly new one. Dunover I believe?
     
  38. Jul 23, 2017
  39. Jono777

    Jono777 mmawardeeIV CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    I use quite a few, some out loud when playing, others as part of my posts, the vulgarity level depends on the style of session I'm receiving.

    Its also nice to see I am not alone.

    "Oh Surely not another 3 reel C**T faced teaser, again" is a common one I use. :mad:

    "Hooray, Finally - Oh what's the fucking point you cock teasing bitch" (Are slots female :rolleyes: :p)

    Yes my kids are in bed when I play lol :oops:

    Add more as I use them and they 'pop back'

    Nice thread btw :thumbsup:
     

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