You know you`ve been gambling way too much online when...............

Seventh777

RIP Roy
1). You know the 1st 9 digits of an 18+ Ukash voucher off by heart (633718001 :oops:).

2). Upon receiving your monthly wage you notice a bonus and ask your boss what the w/r is on it.

3). Upon receiving your monthly wage you notice a huge salary increase and immediately look for the screenshot button.

4). Before depositing at your new bank you ask them if they are on Casinomeister`s accredited list.

5). Before withdrawing at your new bank you ask them if they flush reverse withdrawals.

6). After depositing at your bank for several months you ask them when your VIP status will rise.

7). When watching a film that has inspired a theme related slot, you watch it over and over again in hope of hitting a bonus round.

8). Upon receiving your divorce papers you notice the main reason she/he filed for - `He/she kept calling me Valkyrie/Thor and begged for some good old fashioned x5 loving/let`s roll those reels` :eek2:.

9). When left money via a will you ask the bereavement Lawyer if it is real money or bonus cash.

10). And the time to really seek help, is, when watching your girlfriend undress all you see is this..............


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:eek:

Feel free to add more ;).

Disclaimer:- This thread is/was intended purely for fun and is not intended to poke fun at those whom do have a problem, any similarities to those whom do have a gambling problem is purely coincidental.
 

KasinoKing

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Great post! :lolup:

It was funny all the way through - but for some reason it was point 7 which got me really laughing out loud! :thumbsup:
7). When watching a film that has inspired a theme related slot, you watch it over and over again in hope of hitting a bonus round.
KK
 

secret2

irishbrit62
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That is hilarious!!!
:notworthy

You know you've gambling way too much when......

.... you look for the time from the clock of your cable box and the numbers are spinning!
 

Seventh777

RIP Roy
Great post! :lolup:

It was funny all the way through - but for some reason it was point 7 which got me really laughing out loud! :thumbsup:


KK
Lol, I thought you of all people would have added one or two more ;).
 

Seventh777

RIP Roy
That is hilarious!!!
:notworthy

You know you've gambling way too much when......

.... you look for the time from the clock of your cable box and the numbers are spinning!
:lolup:, And then you hit a Wild/Storm, Desire Feature :eek2:.
 

KasinoKing

WebMeister & Slotaholic..
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Lol, I thought you of all people would have added one or two more ;).
It's been a long day - and I'm too tired to think! :eek2:
I'm on holiday, but I actually bought 4 DVDs with me - one of them is The Dark Knight - so I'm going to watch it a few times now & see if I can get some decent free-spins - or even a shot at the Mega Moolah progressive! :thumbsup:

KK
 

rainmaker

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You know you`ve been gambling way to much online when...your car has been stolen and you want to call Jack Hammer because you think it is that evil Dr. Wüten who took it :p
 

chayton

aka LooHoo
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lol...actually I had one happen to me - watching TV and the digital cable went a little wonky and the screen froze up for a second and I thought "WILDSTORM!" :p
 

vinylweatherman

You type well loads
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lol...actually I had one happen to me - watching TV and the digital cable went a little wonky and the screen froze up for a second and I thought "WILDSTORM!" :p
Last Thursday, players in Newcastle and the East Midlands had wildstorm, and didn't even have their computers switched on:eek:

 
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Seventh777

RIP Roy
Last Thursday, players in Newcastle and the East Midlands had wildstorm, and didn't even have their computers switched on:eek:

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I`m not so sure, if you look very carefully you can see something happening :eek2:.
 
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