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You know you`ve been gambling way too much online when...............

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by Seventh777, Jul 2, 2012.

    Jul 2, 2012
  1. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

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    Builder, mainly renovations.
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    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    1). You know the 1st 9 digits of an 18+ Ukash voucher off by heart (633718001 :oops:).

    2). Upon receiving your monthly wage you notice a bonus and ask your boss what the w/r is on it.

    3). Upon receiving your monthly wage you notice a huge salary increase and immediately look for the screenshot button.

    4). Before depositing at your new bank you ask them if they are on Casinomeister`s accredited list.

    5). Before withdrawing at your new bank you ask them if they flush reverse withdrawals.

    6). After depositing at your bank for several months you ask them when your VIP status will rise.

    7). When watching a film that has inspired a theme related slot, you watch it over and over again in hope of hitting a bonus round.

    8). Upon receiving your divorce papers you notice the main reason she/he filed for - `He/she kept calling me Valkyrie/Thor and begged for some good old fashioned x5 loving/let`s roll those reels` :eek2:.

    9). When left money via a will you ask the bereavement Lawyer if it is real money or bonus cash.

    10). And the time to really seek help, is, when watching your girlfriend undress all you see is this..............


    You know you`ve been gambling way too much online when...............: mmm.jpg,Jul 2, 2012


    :eek:

    Feel free to add more ;).

    Disclaimer:- This thread is/was intended purely for fun and is not intended to poke fun at those whom do have a problem, any similarities to those whom do have a gambling problem is purely coincidental.
     
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  2. Jul 2, 2012
  3. rainmaker

    rainmaker I'm not a penguin CAG webmeister

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    That was funny Seventh777 :thumbsup:
     
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  4. Jul 2, 2012
  5. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Hehe, glad you enjoyed it ;).
     
  6. Jul 2, 2012
  7. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    Bexhill on sea, England
    Great post! :lolup:

    It was funny all the way through - but for some reason it was point 7 which got me really laughing out loud! :thumbsup:
    KK
     
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  8. Jul 2, 2012
  9. secret2

    secret2 irishbrit62 MM

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    driver
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    New York, United States
    That is hilarious!!!
    :notworthy

    You know you've gambling way too much when......

    .... you look for the time from the clock of your cable box and the numbers are spinning!
     
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  10. Jul 2, 2012
  11. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    Lol, I thought you of all people would have added one or two more ;).
     
  12. Jul 2, 2012
  13. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

    Occupation:
    Builder, mainly renovations.
    Location:
    Planet Tharg, dark side, where nothing grows.
    :lolup:, And then you hit a Wild/Storm, Desire Feature :eek2:.
     
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  14. Jul 2, 2012
  15. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    It's been a long day - and I'm too tired to think! :eek2:
    I'm on holiday, but I actually bought 4 DVDs with me - one of them is The Dark Knight - so I'm going to watch it a few times now & see if I can get some decent free-spins - or even a shot at the Mega Moolah progressive! :thumbsup:

    KK
     
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  16. Jul 2, 2012
  17. rainmaker

    rainmaker I'm not a penguin CAG webmeister

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    You know you`ve been gambling way to much online when...your car has been stolen and you want to call Jack Hammer because you think it is that evil Dr. Wüten who took it :p
     
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  18. Jul 3, 2012
  19. butterflyboogie

    butterflyboogie Senior Member MM

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    Lol...too funny!!!:D
     
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  20. Jul 3, 2012
  21. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

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    lol...actually I had one happen to me - watching TV and the digital cable went a little wonky and the screen froze up for a second and I thought "WILDSTORM!" :p
     
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  22. Jul 3, 2012
  23. vinylweatherman

    vinylweatherman You type well loads CAG MM

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    Last Thursday, players in Newcastle and the East Midlands had wildstorm, and didn't even have their computers switched on:eek:

    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
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  24. Jul 3, 2012
  25. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Experienced Member PABnononaccred

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    Funny Thread! Well, I named my Cat "Cleopatra"...does that count?
     
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  26. Jul 3, 2012
  27. leonschneider

    leonschneider Dormant account

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    hahahha great :D :D :D
     
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  28. Jul 3, 2012
  29. nathanbernard

    nathanbernard Banned User - violation of rule 1.9 - multiple for

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    lol :D fortunately I still see my girlfriend as she is :D
     
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  30. Jul 3, 2012
  31. Seventh777

    Seventh777 RIP Roy

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    Builder, mainly renovations.
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    I`m not so sure, if you look very carefully you can see something happening :eek2:.
     
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  32. Jul 3, 2012
  33. mn001

    mn001 Experienced Member

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    lol, glad to know i'm not the only one :)
     
  34. Jul 3, 2012
  35. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    You know you gamble online too much when...
     

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  36. Jul 3, 2012
  37. azzagirt

    azzagirt Experienced Member

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    number 10 would be my biggest concern..haha .lol..:what:
     
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  38. Jul 3, 2012
  39. azzagirt

    azzagirt Experienced Member

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    very clever..lmao seventh777
     
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