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Worst Poker Player in the World

Discussion in 'Casinomeister's Poker Room' started by lots0, Aug 11, 2009.

    Aug 11, 2009
  1. lots0

    lots0 Banned User - troll posts - flaming

    Occupation:
    I do nothing productive
    Location:
    Hell on Earth
    I see where John Steed has started a really cool thread about all the pro poker players. It made me think about Poker Players and the only title I can claim.

    I am the worst poker player in the World.

    Yup that is my new title... anyone care to try me out... I can lose faster than anyone.
     
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  2. Aug 11, 2009
  3. cynthial

    cynthial Boo

    Occupation:
    Fireproofing
    Location:
    Albuquerque
    I could give you a run for your money. If you are really as bad as you think then it could be neck and neck for a while but I am guessing that I would prevail in the end. :oops:
     
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  4. Aug 11, 2009
  5. johnsteed

    johnsteed Ueber Meister

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    Lots0



    cynthial



    "The Amazing James Randi" isn't present to debunk what you're saying here... but can I interest the 2 of you in private large cash-game, immediately at PokerStars? If it's a race to see who's "THE" worst? I'm all for it! :D




    Steed


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  6. Aug 11, 2009
  7. GGW Laurie

    GGW Laurie Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Self Employed
    Location:
    In the Beautiful South !!
    Nope Lots0 and Cyn, I am the worlds worst poker player, I just dont have the ....well watch the video:D


    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
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  8. Aug 12, 2009
  9. lots0

    lots0 Banned User - troll posts - flaming

    Occupation:
    I do nothing productive
    Location:
    Hell on Earth
    I don't have any more money to lose...
    I am the worst poker player in the world...:p

    Went all in with a 8h 9h before the flop, two places out of the money on the Full Tilt Daily 10k Dollar Tournament... and that was just last night.
     
  10. Aug 12, 2009
  11. cynthial

    cynthial Boo

    Occupation:
    Fireproofing
    Location:
    Albuquerque
    I am so ignorant that I am not even sure what all of that means but it sounds like it did not work out well for you. I hereby withdraw my claim of being able to give you a run for the title as I would at least have beginner's luck on my side. You Win, I mean Lose. :notworthy
     
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  12. Aug 12, 2009
  13. lots0

    lots0 Banned User - troll posts - flaming

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    Your right.. it didn't work out very well for me... lol

    Beginners luck... beats me every time... But then so does just about everything else. :oops:
     
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  14. Aug 12, 2009
  15. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
    Who knows?
    Location:
    A Vault!
    mmm, Lady GaGa can play at my table anytime, hell...I would probably even intentionally lose to her on purpose, don't really know why, but I'm sure I would anyways ;)
     
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  16. Aug 12, 2009
  17. cynthial

    cynthial Boo

    Occupation:
    Fireproofing
    Location:
    Albuquerque
    :lolup:


    I may be a Poker Turnip but I am beginning to suspect that Lotso, Laurie and myself should stay clear of Steed's offer up there. On the surface it sure sounds nice of him to invite us to a game but I wonder if his motives are NOT altogether altruistic in nature. Brotherhood of Man, BAH!
     
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  18. Aug 12, 2009
  19. johnsteed

    johnsteed Ueber Meister

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    cynthial




    ... steady Steed... don't give off any tells... NO-no-no "cynthial", you misunderstand (lol) ... you're losing it man... hold it together... I only want to see who's the worst. I just want to document "THE GAME" is all. ... wait... steady... You know me. Financial gain... Pffft... HA... It doesn't even enter into the equation. :) ... keep it together... :D that's too happy... stay cool... :cool: Well just PM me when you're ready for that game... :cool: I think they bought it... quickly... sign-off... quickly!!!




    Steed


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  20. Aug 17, 2009
  21. rhunleed

    rhunleed Dormant account

    Occupation:
    customer service at uk bank
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    UK
    Reminded me of a joke I remember.

    How do you annoy Lady Gaga?



    Poke 'er face!
     
  22. Aug 17, 2009
  23. AussieGambler21

    AussieGambler21 Dormant account

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    Location:
    NSW Australia
    Don't be too hard on yourself, in a low stakes online tournament like that with a large guaranteed payout with a few hundred players (even thousands) competing i would be actually impressed that you lasted that long considering the suck outs players put on you in such a tournament like this and not to mention the quality of play in these tournaments.

    Anyways going all in at that stage of the tournament with 8h, 9h isn't the worst play in the world if you are short stacked and in late position (even if you were not in late position but still short stacked) then this in my opinion would be the right move.

    However if you were in early position with a large stack and went all in two places of the money then i would probably agree with your self proclaimed title :) Whenever i do something stupid like that i just put it down to a lesson learned and try and remember next time not to do it again. :)
     
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  24. Aug 17, 2009
  25. lots0

    lots0 Banned User - troll posts - flaming

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    There were over 4000 players in the tourney... and... Lets just say I wasn't short stacked (I was in the top ten going against the tourney chip leader.. I thought he was bluffing - buying the pot)... :oops:
     
  26. Aug 20, 2009
  27. dazlazz

    dazlazz Experienced Member

    Occupation:
    Prophet
    Location:
    London, UK
    Worst player

    Hi folks,

    I like the Ocean's 11 clip, when the guy from That '70s shows comes out with 'all reds' - diamonds and hearts and starts going for High Fives...

    You must register/login in order to see the link.

    I'm sure everyone has seen it, but makes me laugh still.

    Regards,

    Dazzla
     
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