World's most expensive Bog nicked..

[dunover]

Solid gold working toilet nicked from Blenheim Palace yesterday. Many famous people have crapped in it apparently.

How the other half live eh?

I wonder what the bog paper is made from? Silk?

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I can already see the symbol for BTG's next wild icon lol....

 

[electronictonic]

Reminds me of a joke Chubby Brown told it went something along the lines of he was having a party at his house and one of his mates came down and said by you must have some money you, gold toilet, he'd only gone and shit in my trombone.

 

[Kroffe]

Pretty shitty thing to do...

 

[goatwack]

Guess he's flush now

 

[Jono777]

Not going to get bogged down trying to think of anything clever on this one.

 

[dunover]

Reminds me of a joke Chubby Brown told it went something along the lines of he was having a party at his house and one of his mates came down and said by you must have some money you, gold toilet, he'd only gone and shit in my trombone.

Or when he's in the lounge and the doorbell rings and his missus answers it:

"I'm from the council Mrs Brown - I hear one of your ablutions is malfunctioning."

"What the fuck you on about?"

"You've got a shithouse that isn't working."

"Oh yeah, the fat twat's watching TV, come on through."

 

[electronictonic]

Or when he's in the lounge and the doorbell rings and his missus answers it:

"I'm from the council Mrs Brown - I hear one of your ablutions is malfunctioning."

"What the fuck you on about?"

"You've got a shithouse that isn't working."

"Oh yeah, the fat twat's watching TV, come on through."

Haha yep remember that one, this one is a good one too.


We bought a brand new Suzuki jeep and the wife turned it over. I said, “How the fuck did that happen?” She said,
“There was a pine tree and I went to the left and it swung to the left, I went to the right
and it swung to the right.” I said, “that was the air-freshener, you stupid twat.”

And a few more.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

We were so poor we couldn’t even afford a proper lavatory brush. We had to tie my pet
hedgehog to a stick and tell him to hold his breath.

A homeless person said, “I haven’t had anything to eat for two days.” I said, “I wish I had
your willpower.”

 

[Jono777]

Reminds me somehow of the old tried and tested deaf old man joke....

Dr: So Mr Jones, we will be needing a urine, semen and stool sample!
Mr Jones: Eh, you what, speak up, what did he say love?
Mrs Jones: He said he needs to take your pants with him.

Told much better by others but tired and trying to be quick.

 

[dunover]

Talk about the bleedin' obvious!

Apparently the Blenheim Palace security needs 'challenging'!! No shit Sherlock.
(no pun intended)

The Gold Bog is worth in excess of £4million so yeah....

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[dunover]

Apparently men arrested now for this theft:

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One near me funnily enough!

P.S. I just thought of something - isn't a gold khazi a bit unhygienic? How do you spot the splashes against a gold background?

 

[johnnymcc1966]

Solid gold working toilet nicked from Blenheim Palace yesterday. Many famous people have crapped in it apparently.

How the other half live eh?

I wonder what the bog paper is made from? Silk?

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I can already see the symbol for BTG's next wild icon lol....

Apparently the police have are puzzled and said 'We have absolutely nothing to go on.'

 

[dunover]

Four men have now been charged with theft of the infamous £4.2m golden khazi:

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