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Why is there no nudity in Slots?

Discussion in 'Slots Discussion' started by CasinoNinja, Jun 1, 2018.

    Jun 1, 2018
  1. CasinoNinja

    CasinoNinja Experienced Member

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    UK
    I mean, sex sells right? Slots are 18 years old age limit, why are we stuck with all these childish looking slot most of the time and is there a reason why there is no proper adult slot?

    I get that streamers and youtubers won't be able to show them, but still.
     
  2. Jun 1, 2018
  3. VismundCygnus

    VismundCygnus Full Member

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    London
    There was that japanese one a while back actually...
    My opinion is that it just looks kinda stupid compared to endless amount of free porn available online anyways. It's different products basically, there's no nudity in slots for the same reason there's no nudity inside of a cigarette package.
     
  4. Jun 1, 2018
  5. Casinomeister

    Casinomeister Forum Cheermeister Staff Member

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    Actually Microgaming had a topless mermaid "Mermaid Millions" but they covered her up years ago. I may have a screenshot somewhere.

    Hubba hubba
     
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  6. Jun 1, 2018
  7. RichyJ75

    RichyJ75 Silly Member PABnonaccred

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    Haven't you played at the PornHub Casino?

    Hmmmm, now that was an interesting place to play!!
     
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  8. Jun 1, 2018
  9. Cody7

    Cody7 Newbie member

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    Hahaha please do :)

    Im sure there is atleast a few out there that are related
     
  10. Jun 1, 2018
  11. Harry_BKK

    Harry_BKK Senior Member CAG mm1

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    Location:
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    You can play 7Sins or Samba Carnival from Play'n GO when hopping D-cups are your thing. :D

    Plus Playboy from MG where you undress the ladies as you complete the bonus round achievements.
     
  12. Jun 1, 2018
  13. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall

    I think you need to see this one....:oops: :eek:

    New Slot Announcement - First Love 18+ AHEM!!!

    Nicola pointed out to me originally that what appears to be a rabbit is in fact a clitoral stimulator/dildo and condoms are there too.
     
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  14. Jun 1, 2018
  15. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

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    I think a progress type slot where the more you play, the better "features" and more "in depth" porn scenes are unlocked could prove immensely popular.

    Completing the whole pay table (MG 243 ways style, IR, TSII etc) unlocks a 30 minute feature length movie where even the most vivid imaginations are stretched :eek:

    Developers: Remember where you read it first, we could always incorporate models and merchandise I'd be more than happy to assist with :oops:
     
  16. Jun 1, 2018
  17. Jd666

    Jd666 RiffRaff CAG mm4

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    Republic Of West Yorkshire
    Got to love a pair of cartoon bangers :laugh:
     
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  18. Jun 1, 2018
  19. BrianGhattas

    BrianGhattas Where's My Handpay?!?

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    Location:
    Ottawa, Ontario
    Nobody goes to a casino to see nude people. It doesn’t make any sense.
     
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  20. Jun 1, 2018
  21. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

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  22. Jun 1, 2018
  23. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

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    Sex and slotting aren't really that compatible. Blokes can't multi-task, and slot sessions can go on for hours.

    What's the point of playing when you've blown your beans? Only then to blow your wad (whilst covered in your own splooge??)

    Alternatively, one could spin the reels with a raging boner, which could look suspect when the in-laws decide to pop round unannounced :oops:

    So these are the err technical reasons, at least :eek2:
     
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  24. Jun 1, 2018
  25. snorky510238

    snorky510238 Chief glockenspiel maker

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    Because providers and casinos know there would be very long pauses between spins as people try deciphering what some of the reel symbols are actually doing and then seeing if it’s physically possible:p.
     
  26. Jun 1, 2018
  27. 09237653

    09237653 Meister Member

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    Don't the girls on mg's playboy get them out once you hit 25 bonuses?
     
  28. Jun 1, 2018
  29. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

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    Covered up :)

    I don't think sex and gambling mixes well and I don't think the UKGC or regulators do too.
     
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  30. Jun 1, 2018
  31. snorky510238

    snorky510238 Chief glockenspiel maker

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    I agree it makes it difficult to press the right the keys:thumbsup:. I assume this post was tongue in cheek if that’s an acceptable phrase but if it was meant to be serious the reason is because a lot of players would be offended by it. Thus halving your market to begin with and I have to say it’s not the time or place for it IMO.
     
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  32. Jun 1, 2018
  33. Dave

    Dave Engineer webmeister

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    Slotland used to have a game called Silver Kiss, which featured sex scenes as a reward for spinning certain winning combinations. The game is no longer available, but you can see the game preview page at the NSFW URL below.

    slotland.eu/en/SilverKiss/preview
     
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  34. Jun 1, 2018
  35. Nicola

    Nicola Casino Affiliate MM mm1 webmeister

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    That's a lot of hair :laugh:
     
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  36. Jun 1, 2018
  37. goatwack

    goatwack Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd CAG

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    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    Does the woman on the left not realize her drink is about to spill??

    Health & Safety should not be ignored, muff out or not :eek:
     
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  38. Jun 1, 2018
  39. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

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    Nice to see a decent thatch again instead of the waxed bacon sandwich. :thumbsup:
     
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