Why is there no nudity in Slots?

CasinoNinja

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I mean, sex sells right? Slots are 18 years old age limit, why are we stuck with all these childish looking slot most of the time and is there a reason why there is no proper adult slot?

I get that streamers and youtubers won't be able to show them, but still.
 

VismundCygnus

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There was that japanese one a while back actually...
My opinion is that it just looks kinda stupid compared to endless amount of free porn available online anyways. It's different products basically, there's no nudity in slots for the same reason there's no nudity inside of a cigarette package.
 

RichyJ75

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Haven't you played at the PornHub Casino?

Hmmmm, now that was an interesting place to play!!
 

Harry_BKK

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You can play 7Sins or Samba Carnival from Play'n GO when hopping D-cups are your thing. :D

Plus Playboy from MG where you undress the ladies as you complete the bonus round achievements.
 

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I mean, sex sells right? Slots are 18 years old age limit, why are we stuck with all these childish looking slot most of the time and is there a reason why there is no proper adult slot?

I get that streamers and youtubers won't be able to show them, but still.


I think you need to see this one....:oops: :eek:

New Slot Announcement - First Love 18+ AHEM!!!

Nicola pointed out to me originally that what appears to be a rabbit is in fact a clitoral stimulator/dildo and condoms are there too.
 

Jono777

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I think a progress type slot where the more you play, the better "features" and more "in depth" porn scenes are unlocked could prove immensely popular.

Completing the whole pay table (MG 243 ways style, IR, TSII etc) unlocks a 30 minute feature length movie where even the most vivid imaginations are stretched :eek:

Developers: Remember where you read it first, we could always incorporate models and merchandise I'd be more than happy to assist with :oops:
 

goatwack

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Sex and slotting aren't really that compatible. Blokes can't multi-task, and slot sessions can go on for hours.

What's the point of playing when you've blown your beans? Only then to blow your wad (whilst covered in your own splooge??)

Alternatively, one could spin the reels with a raging boner, which could look suspect when the in-laws decide to pop round unannounced :oops:

So these are the err technical reasons, at least :eek2:
 

snorky510238

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Because providers and casinos know there would be very long pauses between spins as people try deciphering what some of the reel symbols are actually doing and then seeing if it’s physically possible:p.
 

snorky510238

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Covered up :)

I don't think sex and gambling mixes well and I don't think the UKGC or regulators do too.
I agree it makes it difficult to press the right the keys:thumbsup:. I assume this post was tongue in cheek if that’s an acceptable phrase but if it was meant to be serious the reason is because a lot of players would be offended by it. Thus halving your market to begin with and I have to say it’s not the time or place for it IMO.
 

Dave

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Slotland used to have a game called Silver Kiss, which featured sex scenes as a reward for spinning certain winning combinations. The game is no longer available, but you can see the game preview page at the NSFW URL below.

slotland.eu/en/SilverKiss/preview
 

goatwack

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Does the woman on the left not realize her drink is about to spill??

Health & Safety should not be ignored, muff out or not :eek:
 
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