Who`s up for a party?:).

[Jasminebed]

What's a party without a little music:

 

[blonde]

Thanks Jasmine, I am dancing my booty off woot!!!

 

[secret2]

So true, so glad this is kept going!!

Ps, not being derogatory or political in anyway shape or form but i do not understand the irishBrit?? pray tell..................

I am half Brit and half Irish..Dad a Brit and Mum Irish. Dad converted from Protestant to Catholic..cuz he loved me mum that much.

 

[jjezebel37]

I am half Brit and half Irish..Dad a Brit and Mum Irish. Dad converted from Protestant to Catholic..cuz he loved me mum that much.

Thanks, cuz of were i live i am nosey loool. fair play to your dad!!

 

[secret2]

Thanks, cuz of were i live i am nosey loool. fair play to your dad!!

LOL! 'nosey loool'...? wha' is that?

My Dad was the best, thanks!

 

[secret2]

Blast from the past

THIS post from Roy had me rolling for hours!...

"Well here`s mine, no minor tales 1st, and an event that still makes me cringe today, but 1st a slight build up - Many years ago there was a comic strip called Wicked Willy portraying a man and his relationship with his very unpredictable manhood, whom most of the time would do what he was supposed to do when he should not and vice versa, and believe me when I state that comic could have been based on me and mine, whose favourite trick up to this day is doing his thing every single time I have a slow dance, imagine how many times this has been the brunt of embarrassment for me at weddings etc when my gf`s at the respective times have got me to dance with their nan`s, mum`s etcetera (but never their cute sisters, bitches lol).

I was going to start with one such case which was my 18th birthday party and a very close friend of my Mother`s who was in her early 30`s then and was an absolute Goddess, she looked like Anita Harris did when she was young and had one of the most amazing bodies ever, and was at the root of all my schoolboy fantasies and beyond if the truth were known lol, and there she was at my party wearing a skin hugging black mini skirt dress that looked like it had been sprayed on, i`ll never forget that dance lol.

But anyway`s, here is my most embarrassing moment of my life upto and including today, you really have to get into the moment here, focus on those cringe-worthy times when meeting the one day to be in-laws, when something as small as uttering the wrong word at the wrong time can have your face redder than a sunburnt tomato covered in red sauce.

Here goes......

It happened many years ago when I was 21, and like many stories of this ilk it centres around in-laws and a slightly adult theme.

It was meet the girlfriends parents and family night which coincided with football training. The plans were laid that my gf would pick me up after training and take me to her parents house, whilst bringing a change of clothes for me also. She turns up bang on time but has forgot to bring my clothes, which leaves me with just my joggers and t-shirt, we decide there is not enough time to go home 1st and change so we head towards her parents home.

Being a true frisky Essex girl my gf en route starts being very naughty, needless to say when we arrive at her parents house I have to stay in the car for a few minutes to calm down a bit. After a few minutes I pluck up courage and enter the house (still in a semi state of horniness) as I enter the room my heart falls to my feet, it could not be more crammed with her relatives, I make my excuses for not entering with her and head for the only seat available (oh boy if I knew what was to happen very shortly i`d have sat on the floor lol), right next to my prospective mother in law to be.

After the informal introductions to her parents, brother and wife plus kids, uncle and auntie, and nan, I start feeling more relaxed and the relative chat starts flowing I now feel a whole lot more relaxed, until, out of the blue the family cat enters the room and decides my lap is favourite place for a nap, and up he jumps.

As I start stroking him he starts that cat thing with his paws, which are placed at a very strategic and highly sensitive place, I stop stroking him, but to no avail, his paws keep doing that pawing thing they do, the alarm bells start ringing and i`m screaming inside at my nether regions `Don`t you dare, don`t you f^%$<>g dare`, to late, he dared.

Amongst all the turmoil going on inside my head I had completely lost all track with the conversation in the room, which had now entered the dinner is ready stage, and were awaiting for me to lead them into the kitchen, the room was now completely silent, I can now feel the sweat dripping from my forehead as I dig deep inside for a plan to disguise my present state, which is not helped at all by the joggers I have on.

My plan was simple, keep the cat pressed against me as I stand whilst at the same time trying to arrange my t-shirt as to cover myself and protect my dignity, `great plan` I silently thought to myself.. `Here goes`, I am now pressing the cat tightly into me and at this stage I don`t know whom is the most scared, me or the cat, when a catalogue of events that could not have been better prepared for a comedy film slot together perfectly.

Imagine the scenario, as i`m rising and holding the cat for dear life, the mother in law starts speaking to me, in one complete action i`m starting to stand, whilst turning to face her, as the cat decides f%^k this and digs both sets of claws deep into my family jewels causing me to release him and thrust myself towards the way am I now facing, the mother in law, the look on her face as my impending manhood stops short about an inch from her right eye is scarred deep in my memory lol, there are gasps from around the room and an eerie silence, broken only by good old nan as she utters.. `Oh he likes cats don`t he!!`, priceless, absolutely priceless lol.

I defy anyone to have a more embarrassing story than this lol."


I laughed so hard!

 

[chayton]

Hahaha...I was just thinking about that same story the other day when I overheard someone asking someone if they "liked cats."

Nobody likes cats more than Roy.

Unfortunately I dumped out all my PMs awhile back to make room for Sara but now I wish I'd saved some of the old ones. We didn't write back and forth very much, and I think the last time I PMed him because I'd heard about something weird and I wanted to know more and thought if anyone knew anything about it, he would. He was like the "go-to guy" for anything that you wanted to know, especially if it was kind of strange.

To be honest I didn't read all of the threads he started because I don't usually have much time, but the few I did read I always thought he was a hell of a researcher when something interested him. He should have had a blog.

 

[Jasminebed]

 

[Jasminebed]

I'm having a crying in my beer kind of night, I'm not usually a party pooper. Will go find something more upbeat after this one.



Oh, and another beer.

 

[Jasminebed]

Roy was always banging on about Essex Girls, I think this is more appropriate:

 

[secret2]

Roy died too young and full of life.

He had much to say about life, the universe and all it's quirks.

Bring on Bryan Ferry and 'Dance Away'...for some reason...he's a brit and he'll know why.

 

[incrediblestuff]

Good going ladies, especially jas for thinking about it!
This was probably Roy's most popular thread, and a fun one at that.
I only participated a few times, but loved to read it from time to time

This is a great way to honor him and i hope it will be going on for long, i know he would have liked that.
Loved the cat story btw ^^

 

[Auntie Pat]

visual of the 777 himself!!

Hi,

Somebody requested a pic of Roy this is the best I could do, Seventh777 Auntie Pat and our Dad, click on link below, bet you could think of some good captions as well to keep momentum going!!

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[Tirilej]

Thank you for that picture

It's the most perfect picture there could be.
A Happy Roy that really looks like he is up to have a party

Cheers Roy! Good to see you!

 

[secret2]

I think we all could do with a bit of 7th and his aura...just a bump up from Beth, Chu and Immortality's posts and many others that miss him...Here's a chin,chin from me Roy! (vodka and diet)...

(It's the weekend and this is how Roy and us roll...lol)

 

[BingoT]

He loved his gals....
Here's to you Roy.

 

[harrys99]

I think we all could do with a bit of 7th and his aura...just a bump up from Beth, Chu and Immortality's posts and many others that miss him...Here's a chin,chin from me Roy! (vodka and diet)...

(It's the weekend and this is how Roy and us roll...lol)

No doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Headed to the store now-it's Saturday night

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Indeed, I'll lift a glass to Roy this evening - sadly missed

 

[Auntie Pat]

seventh777

Hey guys,

Just to let you all know we buried Roy last Friday and what should have been a very sombre day was really not that at all. I was overwhelmed and gobsmacked at how many people turned up there were literally only 4 or 5 chairs left in church.

This to me is a testament to my dear brother and how very loved he was, most of his friends came to the wake as well, and in true style stayed all day long and really celebrated his life, what a party, only person missing was Roy aka seventh.

xxxxxx Bro

 

[chayton]

Would have loved to have been there as well Pat. Hope you're doing ok!

 

[Auntie Pat]

Would have loved to have been there as well Pat. Hope you're doing ok!

Thank you Am doing ok Roy wouldnt want us all to be sad sure hes with us all x

 

[immortality]

Roy most certainly was a people person, glad to hear that you're doing ok Auntie Pat, I hope Roy's son is doing ok too as he will miss Roy the most

Here's to you Roy, I will be having my first drink in a month tonight and I will be having one in your memory Roy
Your friend, Mary xxxxx