What's the worst thing you've done when a feature has paid nothing/very little?

peezo13

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Here is some of the things I've done haha

1) Smashed my remote control into smithereens
2) Spat at my screen

Anyone willing to contribute.......or is it just me?? :D

P.S. I do not need anger management haha. I just hate getting a non paying feature after hundreds of spins :mad:
 

ChopleyIOM

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I smashed my own car up once, but that was after an incredibly bad night on AWPs in the pub rather than online slots. (And it was also a looooong time ago, must be thirteen years or more since that fateful night.)

I've only been playing online for about five and a half years so had grown out of such shenanigans before I started, I think the worst I've ever had is when I blew £1000 at 32Red in a drunken evening (that was very early on in my online gambling career, before I really understood anything about how random slots work and variance and sensible stakes and all that stuff) - rather than smash anything up I just knocked myself the fuck out with a couple of tamazepams and welcomed the cold embrace and oblivion of drugged sleep.

Fielding the calls from my bank's fraud department the next day due to the unusual activity on my account was fun.

More recently the worst I've done is just swear a lot, as viewers of my (now defunct) YouTube channel will attest to :D
 

lotusch

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I literarly once broke my laptop as I smashed so hard on the keyboard my laptop crashed and would not start up anymore...
Day after I checked it and I just hit it so hard I broke the whole friggin HD in it LOL...
This is a long time ago also,had a serious bad beat at a certain online casino and when I finally managed to get a bonus (on a I believe €5.00 spin) it paid me 2,5x stake...That was just the final straw that night... :D

After that experience I learned not to break my own stuff and it stays closely to a bit of cursing at the slot (like that helps) LOL... :D
 

ChopleyIOM

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After that experience I learned not to break my own stuff and it stays closely to a bit of cursing at the slot (like that helps) LOL... :D

That's the crazy thing about smashing your own stuff up, not only are you left with the rage that got you so wound up in the first place, you've also now got a load of broken shit that'll need replacing, which is even more annoying! :D
 

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An advice to the 2 previous posters and anyone inclined to react physically to their computer.

Never , ever play GOLDBEARD OR MYSTIC DRAGON

Its one in about 3 trillion you will get even 5 times bet .

I don't react that way, I just swear and vow never to playt those games again BUT I still do each and every f%^&%ng time i go online.
I guess you all know the definition of INSANITY
Doing the same thing over and over and getting the same results and still continue to do it!!

So I am insane!! although I have never played slots in a B&M casino until online casino was introduced. unfortunatley\, in the beginning I did get some great wins esp at Cherry Red the now defunct sasino
 

lotusch

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That's the crazy thing about smashing your own stuff up, not only are you left with the rage that got you so wound up in the first place, you've also now got a load of broken shit that'll need replacing, which is even more annoying! :D

Yeah and also you end up with a big loss,I think mine was about 1500 Euro that night but also a broken laptop which needed a new HD which obviously costs money and afterwards the time to re-install all your stuff... :p:p
 

gokkie

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For me it is just cursing, swearing and shouting when again these netent slots from hell are totally ripping me off.

Once I broke the remote control, I broke the laptops's fan because I hit it too hard in an outburst and once I was so pissed with the slots at 3dice I closed my account for life. I regret that decision the morning after but on the other hand maybe it was for the best anyway...:rolleyes:
 

Sovietsky

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Well I usally say "wow" "really" and "what a shock..."

But sometimes you make bad decisions like I did when I played at 32red. Deposit like 40€ and got 100% deposit bonus played with 80€ on the playboy slot on lowest bet (0,30€) Didn't get anything made a new deposit of 100€ and raised my bet to 0,60€ got the bonus and won like 2€ something (lost it all btw).


So avoid getting pissed (easier said then done I know) or you will end up deposit even more.
 

nisosbar

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I've actually come to expect getting nothing from bonus features/free spins. So when I do indeed get something good, I'm ecstatic. Slotronomicon frequently pays from zero up to five times your bet, but it triggers more frequently than any other slot I know of, by design, and so the zero bonus rounds help average out the RTP % in contrast to the 60x, 100x and occasionally 200x bonus rounds.

Low paying bonus rounds are standard on RTG and Rival, as well, so it's just part of the slot game. Not sure why anyone would get especially angry or boisterous about it.
 

Balthazar

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Never broke anything. I always keep in mind that the slots aren't compensated, so it's not because I didn't get the feature in the last 700 spins that the next one will pay.

I noticed that most people get pissed off because in the back of their mind, they have that old belief that the slots are "due" to pay. Once you fully understand that after 100 dead spins you have the exact same chance to win on your next spin that you had on your very first spin, you don't get pissed off.
 

MisterBJ

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I was over a friend's house. I used her laptop. I was playing at Go Wild casino. She was downstairs watching television. When all of a sudden her laptop come flying down the stairs. It hit the floor and broke into pieces. Yes I throw her laptop down the stairs in a raging fit. She only had the laptop for about 2 weeks. :mad: I apologized, and then went to the public library to continue my bonus wager there.
 

Nate

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I was over a friend's house. I used her laptop. I was playing at Go Wild casino. She was downstairs watching television. When all of a sudden her laptop come flying down the stairs. It hit the floor and broke into pieces. Yes I throw her laptop down the stairs in a raging fit. She only had the laptop for about 2 weeks. :mad: I apologized, and then went to the public library to continue my bonus wager there.

I hope you bought her a New laptop? :eek:

Nate
 

rena35

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when i see what i need slow down then keep going i cuss like a sailor and wonder how the casino employees sleep at night:confused:
 

MisterBJ

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I hope you bought her a New laptop? :eek:

Nate

To be honest I DID; and a couple weeks later she dropped it and broke it. While trying to listen to rhapsody in the bathroom. The laptop was resting on the bathroom sink. :rolleyes:
 

Nate

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To be honest I DID; and a couple weeks later she dropped it and broke it. While trying to listen to rhapsody in the bathroom. The laptop was resting on the bathroom sink. :rolleyes:

Lol - Ouch!

More money down the tubes :p

The worst I have ever done is get annoyed and swear... lol..

Nate
 

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I was over a friend's house. I used her laptop. I was playing at Go Wild casino. She was downstairs watching television. When all of a sudden her laptop come flying down the stairs. It hit the floor and broke into pieces. Yes I throw her laptop down the stairs in a raging fit. She only had the laptop for about 2 weeks. :mad: I apologized, and then went to the public library to continue my bonus wager there.

My favourite bit about that is the last sentence.

At least you got your bonus wagering finished - that's the important thing.

I don't think I've ever managed more than a cursory 'tut' and rolling of the eyes. Ok, maybe an expletive or two - nothing has ever been damaged as far as I'm aware.

Smashed up cars and laptops is awesome. Good work!
 

chayton

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This thread reminds me of the video someone posted awhile back about the guy walking into that place with an axe and busting up all the slot machines. :eek2:

I think the worst thing I've ever done is get disgusted and jack my bet up and lose my remaining balance quickly. I've also uninstalled casinos in a fit of crybaby-ness and posted at casinomeister boohooing about my (long) losing streak. :oops:
 

aceking123

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hi my worst isnt to bad slammed the mouse down & shouted you F,,k ing pile of shite , then left the game only to go back on it 20 mins later for another battering ! < stupid fool :D
 

philderby1

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grind me teeth, repeatedly swear, usually break a pen in half, last week snapped a plastic ruler and find my house mate and complain that i have no control over gambling hehe
 

Nate

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hi my worst isnt to bad slammed the mouse down & shouted you F,,k ing pile of shite , then left the game only to go back on it 20 mins later for another battering ! < stupid fool :D

Sounds all too familiar :lolup: - I'm a sucker for Punishment!

Nate
 
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