What is the most boring slot you've ever played?

Starburst for sure, Twin Spin too - which has the potential to be exciting but it never actually happens.
 
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10. Power Spins.

I kinda knew before actually opening the thread but, yeah most definitely S***burst; but you have to remember, even our favourite most exciting slots are super boring when they're not in a feature/free spins/big win giving mood, of course that's the whole point :smilewink:
 
Flowers

DOA(apart from when the free spins goes daft)

Cloud Quest

Gemix

300 shields(except for the bonus)

alien robots(except for free spins)

Bloodsuckers utterly mind numbing
 
1. Starburt (Yes! Everyones favorite... To hate !!) Casino Reps should look at this thread and think.. Wow, people really don't like Starburst :) And then change free spins to Alien Robots :thumbsup: Or Reel Rush ;)

2. Any slot to do with RTG and Rival (Don't ask why.. I've just stayed away since the beginning)

3. Most Playtech games (Very difficult to get a nice win on these in my experience)

4. Devil's Delight (When you finally get them Sin Spins !! :D ......... :mad: And they turn out to be crap!)

5. Aliens, Koi Princess, Wonky Wabbits and EggOMatic

So, being at number 1.. Starburst has to be the MOST boring slot that I've wasted my time and money on :oops:
 
Esqueleto Explosivo.....or as I prefer to call it....

Esquisito Excremento.

Or maybe to put it another way...Big Bang/Gonzo's Quest (Uber)Lite.

Where in the name of fuck do I begin with this piece of pure garbage?

Big wins - Where exactly? Unless of course you are of the persuasion that a win of 9 times stake actually QUALIFIES as a big win?

Any win - Having to listen to that god awful singing. It's enough to make you WANT to lose.

Getting to a 32x multiplier - HAH! Are you fucking shitting me? At least it actually happens on Big Bang. You can't even get to 8x on this piece of krud.

Exploding Wild - Fat lot of good they are when you place them on Reel 4 or 5, where they are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Just an absolutely god awful foul smelling stench of a game.

I have to say I played Pimped the other day for the first time. Extremely underwhelmed to say the least. It certainly doesn't "Pimp Your Bankroll"....more like "Pump Your Arsehole" (insert your own Gay N Go gag here)
 
Esqueleto Explosivo.....or as I prefer to call it....

Esquisito Excremento.

Or maybe to put it another way...Big Bang/Gonzo's Quest (Uber)Lite.

Where in the name of fuck do I begin with this piece of pure garbage?

Big wins - Where exactly? Unless of course you are of the persuasion that a win of 9 times stake actually QUALIFIES as a big win?

Any win - Having to listen to that god awful singing. It's enough to make you WANT to lose.

Getting to a 32x multiplier - HAH! Are you fucking shitting me? At least it actually happens on Big Bang. You can't even get to 8x on this piece of krud.

Exploding Wild - Fat lot of good they are when you place them on Reel 4 or 5, where they are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Just an absolutely god awful foul smelling stench of a game.

I have to say I played Pimped the other day for the first time. Extremely underwhelmed to say the least. It certainly doesn't "Pimp Your Bankroll"....more like "Pump Your Arsehole" (insert your own Gay N Go gag here)

The most anal-ey - laden review of a slot I've ever read
 
Where you been for the last 18 months lol.
Microgaming Slot.
No characters from the programme on it.
Just that chair thingy

LOL, I thought there will be Jon Snow and something epic like:" The Winter Is coming". It seems I didn't lose anything :p
 
I love this game !! The free spins on this is the best.. So easy to re-trigger :eek: £60 for a full line of Tony on the free spins (£0.20p stake).. Imagine having all 3 stacked wilds in the middle with Tony at each end :eek2:

I could possibly agree if I could ever get the damn free spins to trigger in the first place lol. I've only ever had the full nudging wild on reel 2 (which has always been pretty pointless) and the bonus round has never been much better :eek:
 
I could possibly agree if I could ever get the damn free spins to trigger in the first place lol. I've only ever had the full nudging wild on reel 2 (which has always been pretty pointless) and the bonus round has never been much better :eek:

I got the free spins and then retriggered them 3 times.. Walked away with £28 on £0.40p stakes :what:

But I have had a full line of Tony on the free spins, nice win if you're only staking £0.20p.. Even nicer on £0.40p :cool:

My brother got all 3 stacked wilds, I was p***ed off that day :eek2:
 
There have been a lot of shite slots released over the past couple of years. The ridiculous amount of clones really gets my goat.

But nothing can compete for crappiness with anything by Nektan. Dear lord I thought their casinos were terrible and evli but then I tried some of their slots....

Worst. Slots. Ever!

Nektan are just awful, half the time they don't work and when they do it is worse than watching paint dry. On great british I have had a free spins session last something like 150 free spins and only win 3 prizes over the entire course taking home a whopping 10x bet. Just unreal.
 

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