Well, I wen't a little 'kerrazy' like Jurgen The German by opting for DOA 1 at VS first, whereby it made short shrift of my lowly deposit.
Then onwards and upwards for originality, where I played a little-known title called 'Bonanza', and off f*cked that £20 deposit soon enough.
Then -
then - I did a bit of a leftfield manoeuvre by playing something I'd never played before: Dead or Alive
To its credit it trolled me pretty good this time. 4 scatters galore and wild-less wildlines that added to my relaxation levels and shortened my lifespan by at least a couple of hours. So like a cigarette but shitter.
Fighting on bravely I tasked myself with getting some long-sought success on yep, DOA II. Unbelievably I had a bonus whereby on the first spin I had some wilds in an arch, minus the holy missing one, which incidentally never came. I was almost excited but knew full well it wouldn't surface, so there's that. Soon enough bust anyway on menial bets
So with Last Chance Saloon beckoning I limped over to BoD, the trusty friend, goliath, STALWART, to salvage the evening. Well f*ck me sideways, I must have been playing the 36% RTP version because I could barely string 3 Js together, what a ***t.
So that's my 5. Dynamic, delectable & brimming with sheer slotting euphoria. Can't wait to not try that again