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Weird telephone calls.

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by skiny, Jun 20, 2012.

    Jun 20, 2012
  1. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

    Doing everyone else's job.
    This is the second time this guy has called me. It was just as fun the first time. I wish I could record these calls for a laugh.

    I Just hung up. It went like this...

    Hello sir. You are running a Microsoft product and all Microsoft products are connected through a central server. We are receiving errors from your computer.

    Oh, no. My computer is far too busy at the moment to be sending you errors.

    Yes, we receive errors because you're connected to a Microsoft server.

    No I'm not.

    Yes all computers with -

    No I'm not.


    Seriously. There are a billion people on this planet using Microsoft products and you think they're all logged into Microsoft's servers sending errors so that you can personally call these people and give them the best advice to solve the problem?

    Sir we receive errors from your -

    We're talking about Microsoft here. If they called everyone that had errors they'd need one support worker for every person using the software. Where are you calling from?


    Los Angeles?

    Yes, Los Angeles.

    Ok, give me your phone number. I'll call Microsoft and check with their support to see if they have a billion people logged into their server and then call you back.

    My phone number?


    203 279 2554.


    I open "areacodehelp.com." :p

    So you've been receiving these errors for a while or did this just start?

    We receive the errors today.

    Ok, one sec.

    You're in Los Angeles and you're calling me from a Conneticutt area code?

    Yes, Los Angeles

    But your phone is in Conneticutt? How long is the cord?



    He'll call back. :p
    8 people like this.
  2. Jun 21, 2012
  3. ksb11

    ksb11 Senior Member

    Personal Trainer
    Wait'n for a payout!
    Give us some more stories:lolup:
  4. Jun 21, 2012
  5. Pocketdiggers77

    Pocketdiggers77 Gamester

    Systems Analyst
    On Top of Old Smokey
    That is awesome Skiny. Glad these clowns haven't called me. Did the number the guy gave you match the caller ID?
  6. Jun 21, 2012
  7. brandon67688

    brandon67688 Non-Gambler

    I told him I didn't have a computer and he was baffled... guess that answer wasn't on the script.
    2 people like this.
  8. Jun 21, 2012
  9. Pinababy69

    Pinababy69 RIP Lisa

    Toronto, Ontario - Canada
    LMFAO... :thumbsup:

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