Weird Questions and Jokes

[Fiekie247]

Hello

I have some questions, some might sound weird and at the same time laughable

Lets see if you can come up with some funny ones: Here goes a few of mine

1 - If a book about failures does not sell, is it considered a success?

2 - If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work related accident?

3 - If a abortion is murder, does that make condoms kidnappers?

4 - Did you know the guy who named the Umbrella actually wanted to call it brella, but hesitated before saying it...

5 - If your son becomes a priest, would you call him Father?

 

[Fiekie247]

Some More

- If bars can say no to drunk people, why don't Mcdonalds say no to fat people?

- Are you so Stupid, if you fell in a barrel of boobs, you'd be pulled out sucking your thumb?

- Do you believe God gave us shins to find furniture in the dark?

- How many times a day do you forget to spell a word and you change the entire sentence so you do not have to use that word?

- Are you aware that Usain Bolt spend his entire life training and preparing for 114 seconds he spend in races and winning Olympic gold medals?

- Name 2 things you should not eat or drink?

- Is it true, the closer you are at running out of toilet paper, the better you are at Origami?

- Why do you only get 2 sets of teeth, but unlimited toe nails?