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WARNING - WARNING!
If you suspect your health could be at risk for any reason, or you could aggravate a pre-existing condition of any kind, DO NOT READ BELOW THE LINE!
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BREAKING NEWS:
After an exhaustive search I've gotten my hands on the first Online Casino Win BIG, WIN A LITTLE and KILL BUTTON. As you can see from the picture it appears that the #1 switch is the win switch, the #2 switch is to win small and the big red button is the kill or take all your cash button.
It appears from the picture that a female is in control of this casino and that a key is required to actually push the kill button, so not just any casino worker can wipe you out. I know you're probably wondering if land based casino's have this same type of button and my gut says yes but I'll need to update you later when a picture is available. We also found it odd that the instructions were written in RED and the operator wears RED fingernail polish.
This investigation has also revealed the correct term when a casino takes your cash, POW. We think this means "Pull Out Winnings" but not 100% sure.


disclaimer: :)
 

miranda_x

I'd kill for a Whopper
well how about this for a scoop
from the independant telegraph
Location 32red revealed! Our photographer managed to take an exclusive snapshot of 32red's secret location.

 

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well how about this for a scoop
from the independant telegraph
Location 32red revealed! Our photographer managed to take an exclusive snapshot of 32red's secret location.

Wow, thanks for the information Miranda, looks good around 32 Red! :)

I do need to give one quick update on my above breaking news.

It appears IP tracking could be for real. My sources have just found hundreds of these forms inside a dumpster that reflect IP addresses. Could be connected to the POW button, not sure. I'll bring more updates when available.
 

DiamondGeezer

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PABaccred
PABnoaccred
PABnononaccred2
Does it work for two pears on the second reel?

Also can you force Treasure Ireland with it?
 

miranda_x

I'd kill for a Whopper
Nope,

Nothing to see here,

Move along now ;)

hey I have a question, why did you get payed 1105 there when 3 skulls only pay 2 times your bet wich is 5 . shouldn't that only pay you 10 :confused:
 
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