VIP Lounge Phone Conversation

[chayton]

I thought you guys would enjoy this. I opened an account with VIP Lounge casino a long time ago - before I knew what a rogue casino even was. Shortly after joining CM I closed my account with them, but occasionally they phone and leave messages. Today I actually caught the call, the conversation went something like this:

ring ring

Me: Hello
(pause)
Me: Helllooooo?
Phone person: uh yeah hi...is this....uhhh....(insert my name here)
Me: Speaking
Phone person: uhhh yeah hi...this is uh (unintelligible) from uhhh (mumble mumble)
Me: WHAT?
Phone person: (mumble mumble) from Vip Lounge casino
Me: Vip Lounge?
Phone person: Yes. uhhh we were noticing that you haven't played for awhile and we'd like to...
Me (interrupting): I don't have an account with VIP Lounge casino.
(pause)
Me: Hello?
Phone person: uuuuhhhh yeah we noticed that you haven't played....
Me (interrupting): I closed my account several years ago.
(pause)
Me: Hello?
Phone person: uhhh we notice you haven't played for awhile and uhhh we were wondering if there was a problem with the casino or uhhh if we could give you a bonus...
Me: Have you ever heard of Casinomeister?
(pause)
(pause)
Me: Hello? Have you ever heard of Casinomeister?
Phone person: .....uhhhhh..........no (liar!)
Me (laughing): ok well you should check it out, there's this community of people who share casino experiences and they list good and bad casinos.
(pause)
Me: Casinomeister says that VIP Lounge is not good, that's why I closed my account.
(pause)
Me: Hello?
Phone person: uhhhh so if we give you a bonus would you...
Me (interrupting): Not interested, thanks
Phone person: uhhh ok (sigh) have a nice day

How much you wanna bet they call again next month?

 

[suzecat]

This is a sad, sad situation for all that is Virtual .................. NOT! Now if that Christopher DeAngelo nimrod would just get a clue! Chayton WTFG!

 

[chayton]

Normally once a month there's a recorded message from THE DiAngelo offering me bonuses to come and play yadda yadda yadda. I always thought oh too bad they didn't have a real person call while I'm actually here - I mean, not that I wasn't polite, I'd just really like to let them know that they're wasting time trying to get me to play there. I thought it was funny they claimed never to have heard of casinomeister....of course the telephone person may not - she's obviously a newbie, she really had trouble stringing sentences together and it was like she was reading from a script almost.

lol - did anyone ever see that 3 Stooges episode with the guy from the Punxatawney Pressure Cooker Company? That's who she reminded me of...!

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The pressure cooker salesman comes in about 13:40

 

[suzecat]

Normally once a month there's a recorded message from THE DiAngelo offering me bonuses to come and play yadda yadda yadda. I always thought oh too bad they didn't have a real person call while I'm actually here - I mean, not that I wasn't polite, I'd just really like to let them know that they're wasting time trying to get me to play there. I thought it was funny they claimed never to have heard of casinomeister....of course the telephone person may not - she's obviously a newbie, she really had trouble stringing sentences together and it was like she was reading from a script almost.

lol - did anyone ever see that 3 Stooges episode with the guy from the Punxatawney Pressure Cooker Company? That's who she reminded me of...!

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The pressure cooker salesman comes in about 13:40

There are definitely two of 'em who have heard that CM is the reason we are no longer playing there..............unless they have the memory of a fruit gnat (no offense to fruit gnats ) they should already know that! .