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venetian

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I meet all these criteria. Where do I apply? :)

Ok GrandMaster, Simmo! (fast fingers) got to the point quicker than me. I'm gonna have to have some evidence on the looks part. If your avatar is even close to the real thing, I'm gonna have to disqualify you.
 

Simmo!

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Sorry that lisp thing could potentially disqualify you unless your name is a reflection of your ...er....assets. Jury needs more information.

I think it just means he plays tennis, but isn't very good at it V.
 

GrandMaster

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Ok GrandMaster, Simmo! (fast fingers) got to the point quicker than me. I'm gonna have to have some evidence on the looks part. If your avatar is even close to the real thing, I'm gonna have to disqualify you.
I hope you don't look like a lion either. :)
 

Macgyver

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Sorry that lisp thing could potentially disqualify you unless your name is a reflection of your ...er....assets. Jury needs more information.

. o O (hmm ... maybe change my name to something like "Hung like a baby -- 6 pounds and nine inches long") O o . :cool: ;)
 

Simmo!

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. o O (hmm ... maybe change my name to something like "Hung like a baby -- 6 pounds and nine inches long") O o . :cool: ;)

At least I'd be able to spell it :D Although I'd probably get the numbers the wrong way round ;)
 

liquidsoap

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Sorry guys/gals but this has turned into the funniest thread I have read!
:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

And 6 pounds 9 inches??? Thats a bit unhealthy..
 

GrandMaster

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. o O (hmm ... maybe change my name to something like "Hung like a baby -- 6 pounds and nine inches long") O o . :cool: ;)
Have you been buying pills from an online pharmacy? :) Btw, I thought the punchline was 6 pounds and 20 inches.
 

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nah...she was too busy laughing :D

Ouch ... can I get a little help here?

I can't quite reach that knife sticking out of the middle of my back.

And, yeah, I screwed up the punchline .... ah well, I don't cut two inches off for any woman. :cool: :thumbsup:
 

venetian

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Is this where the girls stand around together watching you guys getting out the yardstick and comparing, and shake our heads roll our eyes and say "boys will be boys" ????
 

paul02085

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Is this where the girls stand around together watching you guys getting out the yardstick and comparing, and shake our heads roll our eyes and say "boys will be boys" ????


I dont know but i appreciate you using the term yardstick:)
 

spearmaster

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WTF! I leave this thread for a few days and it turns into a comedy club... :)

The reason we use yardsticks is that we usually count in inches... not in millimeters... :D
 

caughttheriver

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unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:
 

Macgyver

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unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:

You don't mind if I pass on that offer personally, do you, caughttheriver? :oops:

By the way, welcome to Casinomeister ... throw Simmo in a thread and you never know where it'll end up! :thumbsup:
 

Pinababy69

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OMG..... :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:
 

caughttheriver

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unbelievable.... how did my post go from.... my holiday to measuring 'manlyhood' with a yard stick??? And besides, I may only be 21 but I know the difference between TALKING about your "assets" and PROVING it! So if ure ever around plymouth UK, let me know... I'll show you why just talking does NOTHING :cool:

Just to clear up any confusion.... I was talking to venetian :oops: lol Maybe I should have been a little clearer :p .
 

Macgyver

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Simmo, the drunker you get, the more interestingly you spell my name. :p

As far as "going down", that joke's big enough to drive an 18-wheeler through.

Too easy ... :thumbsup:
 

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