Valentine's Day 2020

[steveh35]

Poundland has sold 40,000 £1 engagement rings for Valentine's Day, sold as placeholders until the real ring is ready would anyone here accept a £1 ring from their supposed future spouse?

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[dionysus]

Honestly, it shouldn't matter if it's an onion ring, it's only a symbol
All that really matters is whether the two wish to marry.

 

[jaytechnos]

Honestly, it shouldn't matter if it's an onion ring, it's only a symbol
All that really matters is whether the two wish to marry.

I'd love if someone got me an onion ring. Or I'm just hungry...

Also, Happy Valentines day y'all!

 

[ESCJAMIE]

I'd love if someone got me an onion ring. Or I'm just hungry...

Also, Happy Valentines day y'all!

Ill get you one

 

[steveh35]

Where did the "2020" in the title come from I don't remember typing that.

 

[paul7388]

Who would waste a pound in poundland on a stupid ring when u can get a jumbo pack of sizzling steak wotsits out of there for that price.

 

[Jono777]

oh, darn, I really go this thread all wrong before clicking...

Thought all the lovely CM ladies were publicly arguing over who is having me next

 

[Kroffe]

If its a marriage you think is gonna last, you hit em with something like this.

If not 100% sure, or if its a shotgun wedding, you go with this.

Option #2 leaves plenty of money over for onion rings and sizzling steak wotsits.

 

[dionysus]

Where did the "2020" in the title come from I don't remember typing that.

at a guess a mod; I'm gathering because either to differentiate from other years, or Jasminebed's identically titled recent thread

 

[Supababe]

Well I didn’t expect my inbox here at CM to be empty on Valentine’s Day you set of miserable bar-stewards....

 

[dionysus]

Well I didn’t expect my inbox here at CM to be empty on Valentine’s Day you set of miserable bar-stewards....

hey, im sitting here with the dog while even my 78 yr old mother has a dinner date

 

[Kroffe]

Well I didn’t expect my inbox here at CM to be empty on Valentine’s Day you set of miserable bar-stewards....

 

[goatwack]

Well I'm proud to say I got tons of cards, had to get the shovel out as it was blocking up the hallway!

Aaaand then I woke up

 

[dionysus]

Well I'm proud to say I got tons of cards, had to get the shovel out as it was blocking up the hallway!

Aaaand then I woke up

bills
normal people call those bills

 

[goatwack]

bills
normal people call those bills

I simply bring out the red marker pen and draw hearts on them, before lining them up on the mantelpiece

So far I have secret admirers from British Gas, Sky & Domestic & General!!!

 

[dionysus]

I simply bring out the red marker pen and draw hearts on them, before lining them up on the mantelpiece

So far I have secret admirers from British Gas, Sky & Domestic & General!!!

hmm, good attitude
I'm going to read any reports today as secret crush love letters to myself


that should leave me plenty of free time today now

 

[dunover]

A quid!!!

Some women are spoilt.

Mine got a ring-pull from a can of Quattro

 

[misstrouble]

Do I get a partner when I buy the ring too?

 

[paul7388]

Well I didn’t expect my inbox here at CM to be empty on Valentine’s Day you set of miserable bar-stewards....

Oh shit i have just realized the lovely valentines message i thought i sent to you this morning i sent to someone else by mistake. No wonder they send me a rather nasty PM and blocked me

How embarrassing

 

[misstrouble]

Oh shit i have just realized the lovely valentines message i thought i sent to you this morning i sent to someone else by mistake. No wonder they send me a rather nasty PM and blocked me

How embarrassing

I’ll unblock you, now I realize it was meant for @Supababe

 

[goatwack]

Do I get a partner when I buy the ring too?

Literally no shortage of rabid seedy males on CM to pick from

 

[Borgie]

oh, darn, I really go this thread all wrong before clicking...

Thought all the lovely CM ladies were publicly arguing over who is having me next

That's sort of true....we've been pushing each other to the front of the queue whilst we run to the back

 

[steveh35]

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It seems the bear has had a makeover, what caused the rosy cheeks then?

 

[mina1929]

Here is one from me to all

 

[goatwack]

Thanks Mina you too