Here's MORE QUOTES!
LOL These are hilarious.....
btw, don't blame me, I didn't vote for him!
btw, the best one is
(short videoclip)
“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.”
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
(Didn't this guy go to college?)
“I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.”
(Again, how did he get through college???)
“Most imports are from outside of the country” <- my favorite!
(Nah, really?)
“The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”
(Isn't the word French to begin with? LOL)
“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.”
(Gee, thanks)
“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”
(I don't know,
are they?)
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
(Judging by his past statements, I'm sure that's all he understands from them.)
“I think we agree, the past is over.”
(I thought it just began?)
“They misunderestimated me.”
(Misunderstood you mean? That's an understatement if I ever heard one.)
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
(So you're going to harm us now? Thanks.)
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
(I thought it was like golf. Lowest number wins)
“In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.”
(AMEN to that. You finally hit the nail on the head!)
“I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.”
(No, a leader is someone who brings people together. That, you're not.)
“Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
(I guess today is backwards day....)
“I am the right.”
(If you say so....)
“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”
(Backwards day strikes again!)
“To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.”
(Wow. I can definitely tell you were a C student. I'm guessing C-. Or, maybe it was all the cocaine you consumed.)
“We are getting more and more imports from abroad”
(You haven't figured that out by now??? Second time you've stated this.)
“It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.”
(Keep trying, you MIGHT get it right!)
“I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.”
(What, 18 is too old?)
“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
(Unlike my paycheck. How about looking after the low-middle class for once in your life?)
“When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.”
(We all know what you want to do with camel's butts...)
“I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging.”
(When? I wanna watch...)
“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...yea. ok.)
Geeeze. these goes(sic) on forever! LOL
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