Having played this game at great length I feel confident enough to be called an expert in this particular title.
Spinning away in Demo Mode whilst my partner was cooking, I soon discovered all the game had to offer, with all its intricacies. Not really something to be enjoyed as such, though I get how some would enjoy a High Variance game - Lord knows I do - but it's fair to say this one takes the cake; you'd have to be certifiable if pouring money into this game's coffers is your idea of entertainment, but hey- ho.
You somehow get the sense that this game was designed in the full knowledge that no player would ever approach anything resembling a fair return, or meaningful bonus, under the pretext that it's just so hot diggity HV, and many might not have 63 years and 12 billion spins to spare, but don't let the fanboys hear that!
Featuring all the usual high- end production you'd come to expect from NLC, you'd be hard- pressed to find a swankier designer of slots in these end times, though I found the gallows humour a tad too in-your-face even for slotdom, call me Mary Whitehouse if you will, not offensive to the point of flipping my laptop monitor down in disgust, but certainly a culture shock when used to cheeky leprechauns and salacious mermaids!
Losing hope in the base game, not to mention circa £1000 in play money, I called it a day as I simply couldn't be bothered to 'hang' around for a bonus that wouldn't come. And the fact that dinner was ready - alphabet spaghetti all the way! But then it could be worse I suppose, it could be dust on toast if I was actually foolish enough to play this with real money!
So there you have it, that's my Tombstone review. I hope it spurs you on to avoid it like the clap. Toodlepip!